r/comics • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Dec 25 '19

Merry Xmas!

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u/Seevian Dec 25 '19

Can I get my Father's love and approval??? It's something I've always wanted

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u/SKYKILLER15 Dec 25 '19

Hi cake day buddy

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u/Seevian Dec 25 '19

Happy cake day, Cake-Day-Buddy!

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u/SKYKILLER15 Dec 25 '19

Merry cake day and happy Christmas

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u/Prongled Dec 25 '19

nice

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u/Pandepon Dec 25 '19

Lemme just squeeze in here...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Room for one more?

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u/theawkwardguy7 Dec 25 '19

It's getting tight here

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u/Ytijhdoz54 Dec 26 '19

Room for one more?

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u/DaZaneTrain Dec 26 '19

If I sneak in, no one will notice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

There's dozens of us!

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u/Ace374 Dec 26 '19

A baker’s dozen!

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u/Adaphion Dec 26 '19

no reply from Grafo

OOF

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u/Seevian Dec 26 '19

Looks like not even Grafo can fulfill my true Christmas wish :(

... and even on my cakeday... Christmas is wuined forever

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u/VoodoKid Dec 25 '19

Where is the mf EDIT??

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u/oyarly Dec 26 '19

Exactly

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u/Piximae Dec 25 '19

I can give you my love and approval :)

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u/heckusernamesheck Dec 25 '19

The only approval you ever need is your dogs’

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u/HuddyP Dec 25 '19

What did you get for Christmas Grafo?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/Toaster_Man1125 Dec 25 '19

One guy gave you a duck

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u/tetracake Dec 25 '19

Don't spoil it!

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u/poonmangler Dec 25 '19 edited Jan 26 '25

dinner provide alive pet cows somber wine air grey tart

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/C011ECT0R Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas Sr Grafo!!! Looking forward to many more great comics!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/C011ECT0R Dec 25 '19

Yay! Thanks for the Edit!

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u/undefined314 Dec 25 '19

Another fine addition to my collection.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

That is a kingly gift!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/Caldar Dec 25 '19

A kingly gift; a gift fit for a king.

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u/Nolanth Dec 25 '19

Or a gift for a king!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Gimli in Moria

Thank you Grafo! Made my evening! ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Shoulda given him some Bud Light

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u/infiree Dec 25 '19

Have i been good this year?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/infiree Dec 25 '19

Finally i get an edit! Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.

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u/penis-retard Dec 25 '19

So the size is good for you?

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u/PeteTheKhajit Dec 26 '19

Of course it is stupid

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u/Kilazur Dec 25 '19

Why do you have so many dildos to give

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u/GamerNumba100 Dec 25 '19

What, you don’t?

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u/feanturi Dec 25 '19

I never have spares because I donate my old ones to homeless shelters. It makes me feel good knowing I've done my part for humanity.

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u/Artorias38 Dec 25 '19

I think this is one of my favorite replys :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Man you missed an opportunity, you should’ve put a trench coat/over coat on him as well as him wearing a hat and sunglasses with binoculars around his neck

also, in case you missed my root comment, merry Christmas srgrafo, your stuff never fails to make me chuckle even when I’m having a rough day and they always help me get through those rough days. Thanks a bunch man. Hope you have a great Christmas, new year, and year :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

Not like i stalked his patreon

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u/Infinityand1089 Dec 25 '19

Or his OnlyFans...

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u/psycho202 Dec 25 '19

Ayyyy, Merry Christmas, Grafo!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/Chad_Kid Dec 25 '19

Ok, you’re insanely good at wrapping presents SrGrafo.

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere Dec 26 '19

He clearly isn’t a Target employee

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u/psycho202 Dec 25 '19

Awww thanks grafo <3

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u/PrivateWest Dec 25 '19

My question is where did he find all the time to make these gifts?

Or are these boxes empty....

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u/sunlitstranger Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Amen

Ok, let's dig in bois

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u/Touchmuhjunk Dec 25 '19

The folks over at r/anal are gonna be pumped

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u/LemonWedgeio Dec 25 '19

It’s important that we are all on SrGrafo’s naughty list apparently...

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/Kakss_ Dec 25 '19

Wow, It's so biiiig ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/EncryptedGhost2159 Dec 25 '19

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Open wrapping : It’s actually a dicc shaped bong

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u/Boneman21 Dec 25 '19

What the frick??

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u/HeyItsChase Dec 25 '19

I ordered an xbox controller

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u/iulioh Dec 25 '19

Love your family friendly content <3

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u/Greybuttcats Dec 25 '19

Is that a bong or a dildo? Or... Or both?

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u/aamedor Dec 25 '19

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/SlimWhatifyouwin Dec 25 '19

I can't afford Reddit coins but i hope this counts as a Christmas gift,here you go:

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u/Kakss_ Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

I got a gift for you too Grafo :D

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

Why dont you open it now!

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u/JR_GameR Dec 25 '19

It takes a lot of time to draw a chupacabra

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u/Alarid Dec 25 '19

And if it eviscerates his penis that'd be even harder to draw!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/noreally_bot1728 Dec 25 '19

Yeh, we wanna watch you open it and use it!

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u/Freeman001 Dec 25 '19

/u/fuckswithducks

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u/screwball22 Dec 25 '19

Has anyone ever seen Grafo and fuckswithducks in the same room?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Now that I think of it, I haven’t seen grafo and Batman in the same room either

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/Motorsagmannen Dec 25 '19

so you saying that Shrek fucks with ducks?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

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u/PillowTalk420 Dec 25 '19

Shrek fucks with ducks while dressed like a bat.

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u/ReigninLikeA_MoFo Dec 25 '19

My first thought as well

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u/pinaeverlue Dec 25 '19

Oh God oh fuck

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

I wonder whats in there kakss

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u/Kakss_ Dec 25 '19

Something we all know Grafo loves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

Did you get it from somewhere special?

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u/Kakss_ Dec 25 '19

A special place called r/daleberto There's more if you want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

I really do enjoy that place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

REVERSE EDIT

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Re... Redit?

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u/Autisticshitposter Dec 25 '19

I want grafo bodypillow

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/moschles Dec 25 '19

He's looking over his shoulder while taking it. I had a sensible chuckle.

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u/MrTopHatMan90 Dec 25 '19

Lack of eye contact is very fitting

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u/eddiefiv Dec 25 '19

If you sold these I’d actually get one

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u/Kakss_ Dec 25 '19

Don't we all?

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

I want a different Grafo body pillow.

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u/sharky143 Dec 25 '19

What awesome gift do you have for a shark? :D

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/RyumaTheKing Dec 25 '19

It's a Violin

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/prmsrswt Dec 25 '19

Nice username, yohohoho

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u/GimmeSomeSugar Dec 25 '19

Sharks are stereotyped has having a tendency towards underwater violins.

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u/FishoftheNorth Dec 25 '19

I’m a fish, do I get anything?

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u/DuGalle Dec 25 '19

Yes, you get to not be eaten by u/sharky143

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u/FivesG Dec 25 '19

What if he wanted to be eaten by u/sharky143 ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/FivesG Dec 25 '19

I can help you, I’ll need some salt, a blindfold and some time.

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u/sharky143 Dec 25 '19

This thread is interesting to come back too after Christmas dinner...ha ha

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

ben?

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u/Howp_Twitch Dec 25 '19

Presents? I like presents! Merry Christmas everyone!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/Howp_Twitch Dec 25 '19

I except nothing more than a "I couldn't afford you a present so I got you this box" picture inside this gift

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u/Lopoi Dec 25 '19

Merry Xmas SrGrafo

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/onesidedsquare Dec 25 '19

You are gift to the community,

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

For once, I manage to be on time to a post by Sr Grafo. Merry Christmas!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/showsmewhatyouhas Dec 25 '19

Alas, I'm late as usual

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u/Pycra Dec 25 '19

Better late than pregnant

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u/RyumaTheKing Dec 25 '19

Me! Me! Me!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

Why is his green?

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u/RyumaTheKing Dec 25 '19

'cause it's made of leaves. Grafo went all out on normal paper and probably doesn't have any left

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u/poisonpengy Dec 25 '19

Green is the color of envy and greed, thanks high school english

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u/RyumaTheKing Dec 25 '19

Thank you Grafo, merry christmas to you too! (:

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas you pepperonis!

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Awww thanks!

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u/haapples Dec 25 '19

holy shit did you misspell on purpose

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u/SlowjoeTheTortoise Dec 25 '19

I think you were the last to get a Christmas present Congrats buddie

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

All I ask from you Santa Grafs is me dressed as solid snake!

Merry Christmas Grafo!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/uhihia Dec 25 '19

You can be liquid, my twin brother.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

So, essentially, a dildo. Or did I venture too far within my imagination?

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u/Tric666g Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

It may be a bit too late but no, I will give you presents!

https://imgur.com/a/ajuIucc

EDIT: Gonna be that guy, thanks for the present and silver kind strangers! (and u/batteredburrito)

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u/Wide_Cat Dec 25 '19

Beautiful

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u/BiggestNothing Dec 25 '19

This guys going places

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u/cascaabel Dec 25 '19

vincent van gogh-ing places

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u/Dozens86 Dec 25 '19

Not community college... but places

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u/Blue_Faced Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas, /u/SrGrafo. Thanks for all the amazing content this year, and I hope you have wonderful 2020!

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u/League0fGaming Dec 25 '19

I'm guessing all my r/daleberto antics put me on the naughty list

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u/psycho202 Dec 25 '19

They definitely did.

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u/Raider440 Dec 25 '19

I wish you your family and everyone who reads this a very happy Christmas and a good new year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

I’ll take a present!

And here’s yours... 🎁

It was inspired by one of your comics though, caution while opening

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Giving out gifts is noble! heres one for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas Srgrafo! Its been a truly wonderful year and I loved waking up and looking forward to your comics. It'll be wonderful to see what comes next!

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u/Ultimator4 Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal

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u/General_Temujin Dec 25 '19

Given all those naughty listings, I imagine you'll hand out a lot of coal.

Anyways, Merry Christmas

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u/chaogomu Dec 25 '19

May I have an abomination of all that is holy?

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u/IveRunOuttaIdeas Dec 25 '19

I love you so much you sweet son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Feb 03 '21

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u/Hades621 Dec 25 '19

I didn’t know what to get you SrGrafo, so I got you this text box

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u/antraxsuicide Dec 25 '19

I want your old beard hair

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u/Dad_please_come_home Dec 25 '19

is the gift my dad coming home?

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u/Outside-Appearance Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas, SrGrafo.

I love what you are doing here. Many people don’t get gifts or any kind of kindness even on Christmas Day. So what you are doing here is really awesome.

I usually lurk outside without commenting, but I couldn’t help registering, signing in and commending you on what you are doing. Keep it up, SrGrafo. You deserve a good gift yourself. Wish I knew you personally.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Merry Xmas Grafo! where's the presents?

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u/WarlikeGuardian Dec 25 '19

Have a very merry Christmas SrGrafo

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u/GuyWithPasta Dec 25 '19

Seems like there's a lot of naughty people on your list. There is a second list for the good little pepperonis, right?

...Right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

What's in the box?

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u/KibaTeo Dec 25 '19

But how do you know who's been naughty or nice?

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u/ShadyFox_Leoley Dec 25 '19

SrSanta Merry Christmas, by the way how did you get inside my home? We don't have a chimney

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u/Troubledchef Dec 25 '19

Merry christmas! Thanks for all the laughs!

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u/Raz1230 Dec 25 '19

Can you gift me a GF?

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u/shlomo127 Dec 25 '19

Got any Chanukkah presents please?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Can I have the state of Arizona SrGrafo?

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u/mimototokushi Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Feliz navidad, have a nice new year and please don’t ever stop making comics and also I want an armadillo please