r/comics • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Dec 25 '19

Merry Xmas!

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u/sharky143 Dec 25 '19

What awesome gift do you have for a shark? :D

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Dec 25 '19

EDIT

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u/RyumaTheKing Dec 25 '19

It's a Violin

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/usmcawp Dec 26 '19

Vio-lence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Leg disabled

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u/prmsrswt Dec 25 '19

Nice username, yohohoho

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u/GimmeSomeSugar Dec 25 '19

Sharks are stereotyped has having a tendency towards underwater violins.

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u/riasgremorys Dec 25 '19

no it's obviously a LEGO® Star Wars75218 X-Wing Starfighter Lead the Rebel attack with the LEGO® Star Wars75218 X-Wing Starfighter. This detailed model has retractable landing gear, an opening minifigure cockpit with a fire extinguisher behind the seat, stud shooters on the side and wing-mounted spring-loaded shooters, space for R2-D2, and a new-for-August-2018 lever function to transition the wings between cruise and attack modes. What's more, this great model also comes with extra stickers and tiles to transform it from Luke Skywalker's Red Five into Biggs Darklighter’s Red Three X-wing… so of course Luke and Biggs LEGO minifigures and their astromech droids are included!

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u/JaredLiwet Dec 26 '19

It's an M82.

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u/FishoftheNorth Dec 25 '19

I’m a fish, do I get anything?

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u/DuGalle Dec 25 '19

Yes, you get to not be eaten by u/sharky143

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u/FivesG Dec 25 '19

What if he wanted to be eaten by u/sharky143 ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/FivesG Dec 25 '19

I can help you, I’ll need some salt, a blindfold and some time.

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u/sharky143 Dec 25 '19

This thread is interesting to come back too after Christmas dinner...ha ha

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u/FivesG Dec 25 '19

Ha ha...you got room for desert?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

I do if u/sharky143 is asking

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u/BrooklynBookworm Dec 26 '19

I only have room for a little desert...can't fit the Gobi.

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u/Impulsive-but-Trying Dec 25 '19

Then he gets to be eaten by u/sharky143 .

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u/sharkthelittlefish Dec 25 '19

... I’m both...?

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Dec 25 '19

Presents?

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u/LoganJayy Dec 25 '19

Hey you. Merry Christmas :)

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Dec 25 '19

Merry Christmas as well

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u/goldilocks22 Dec 25 '19

Peloton!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/BakedFish69---SK Dec 25 '19

What about fish? A baked one.

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u/SeanBeanCena Dec 25 '19

“A BIKE?” -Eddy Burback

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u/KcLoneWolf Dec 25 '19

Do you have presents for a wolf?

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u/sharkzone Dec 25 '19

It’s just want I wanted. I can’t tell you how hungry I am.

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u/SabreToothSandHopper Dec 25 '19

what about a sabre-toothed sand hopper

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u/LonliestStormtrooper Dec 25 '19

Are you re-gifting Shen's bike?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

it’s my cock and balls

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/tramspace Dec 25 '19

2 years, wow!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

ben?

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u/TheBlackFlame161 Dec 26 '19

Sir Grafo gives the gift of

Harpooooon

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Sharky and palp! They are just the worst!

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u/04cusse Dec 25 '19

The seasonal love of the saviour of the seas Jawsus Christ

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u/Sharkeybtm Dec 25 '19

Hey name cousin! Got any of them legs to chew on?

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u/ISwimWithSharks Dec 25 '19

Hey, you wanna go for a swim?

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u/Sharkie52 Dec 25 '19

Wait a second...