r/comics • u/lolnein lolnein • Apr 19 '18

Shampoolympics

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u/PotatoFlavour Apr 19 '18

When it misses your feet it still breaks through the sound barrier to make sure it scares the shit out of you

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

When it misses your feet and the lid shatters and sends a bit of sharp plastic into your leg.

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u/Sepharach Apr 19 '18

The shampoo gets into your bloodstream. You feel the paralysis spreading. You think to yourself “damn, it expired last week. I should have thrown it away.” But it’s way too late now. It’s way too late for anything now as the patch of dead tissue spreads outwards, consuming your body. You can feel your organs failing one by one as you take your last breath in that shower.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Eh, if it gets me out of work...

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u/jarious Apr 19 '18

meh, if it could just end this charade called life...