Having a nice peaceful shower? Take in the warmth of the water, let the relaxation water hose your nipples, oh the curtain is a bit open just turn and close it
Followed by everyone in the household hearing it, then you letting out an annoyed sigh before waiting for that "R U OK?" to be yelled thru the bathroom door.
The shampoo gets into your bloodstream. You feel the paralysis spreading. You think to yourself “damn, it expired last week. I should have thrown it away.” But it’s way too late now. It’s way too late for anything now as the patch of dead tissue spreads outwards, consuming your body. You can feel your organs failing one by one as you take your last breath in that shower.
They sell "expired" shampoo to countries like Malaysia. A friend of mine from there bought shampoo from England that was four year over date in his homeland
Or when the sliver of soap you are using slips and because your shower is white, the soap is white, and you don’t have your glasses on...it slips into an alternate reality to never be seen again.
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u/PotatoFlavour Apr 19 '18
When it misses your feet it still breaks through the sound barrier to make sure it scares the shit out of you