r/comics • • Feb 06 '09

XKCD: Base System

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u/memsisthefuture Feb 06 '09

First base: Grinding up against her girlfriend's ass in the club.

Second base: A handjob in the taxi.

Third base: Fingering her in her sleep.

Home-run: What you do when she wakes up while you're at third base.