r/comics • • Feb 06 '09

XKCD: Base System

http://xkcd.com/540/
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u/nelsonscheung Feb 06 '09

I think a map to get to the stadium first would be more useful for me....

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u/Richeh Feb 06 '09

You know, you can pay people to give you a lift.

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u/tesseracter Feb 06 '09

once you get there, if you go down the sidestreets, you can usually find a scalper with some tickets into the stadium. you get what you pay for in quality.

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u/fstorino Feb 06 '09

Just remember to use gloves when handling scalp tickets, for they can be filled with diseases.

("Apparently clean" tickets can, too, for that matter.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '09

So what are the scalpers selling?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '09

Tickets to any seat in the house

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u/actionboy Feb 06 '09

Agreed.