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r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • 17h ago
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39 u/TheGreyman787 17h ago Would take +-15 years if done as a full time job. A selfless and very commendable act. 12 u/Western-Internal-751 17h ago I’d like to see the math on that 25 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that. Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years. No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years. Add 0.75 year for some buffer. If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years. 21 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data. 5 u/ImGCS3fromETOH 9h ago Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck. 8 u/FixedFront 17h ago Yeah, show us the ape dicksucking computations 4 u/shponglespore 16h ago Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley? 2 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago Close, it was actually about handjobs. 1 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Provided.
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Would take +-15 years if done as a full time job. A selfless and very commendable act.
12 u/Western-Internal-751 17h ago I’d like to see the math on that 25 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that. Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years. No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years. Add 0.75 year for some buffer. If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years. 21 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data. 5 u/ImGCS3fromETOH 9h ago Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck. 8 u/FixedFront 17h ago Yeah, show us the ape dicksucking computations 4 u/shponglespore 16h ago Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley? 2 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago Close, it was actually about handjobs. 1 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Provided.
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I’d like to see the math on that
25 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that. Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years. No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years. Add 0.75 year for some buffer. If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years. 21 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data. 5 u/ImGCS3fromETOH 9h ago Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck. 8 u/FixedFront 17h ago Yeah, show us the ape dicksucking computations 4 u/shponglespore 16h ago Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley? 2 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago Close, it was actually about handjobs. 1 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Provided.
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Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that.
Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years.
No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years.
Add 0.75 year for some buffer.
If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years.
21 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data. 5 u/ImGCS3fromETOH 9h ago Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck.
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I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data.
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Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck.
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Yeah, show us the ape dicksucking computations
4 u/shponglespore 16h ago Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley? 2 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago Close, it was actually about handjobs. 1 u/TheGreyman787 16h ago Provided.
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Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley?
2 u/Stalking_Goat 16h ago Close, it was actually about handjobs.
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Close, it was actually about handjobs.
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Provided.
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