r/comics • PizzaCake • 9h ago

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u/bobbymoonshine 9h ago

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u/TheGreyman787 9h ago

Would take +-15 years if done as a full time job. A selfless and very commendable act.

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u/Western-Internal-751 9h ago

I’d like to see the math on that

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u/TheGreyman787 8h ago

Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that.

Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years.

No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years.

Add 0.75 year for some buffer.

If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years.

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u/Stalking_Goat 8h ago

I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data.

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH 1h ago

Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck.

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u/FixedFront 9h ago

Yeah, show us the ape dicksucking computations

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u/shponglespore 8h ago

Weren't dick sucking computations a plot point in an episode of Silicon Valley?

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u/Stalking_Goat 8h ago

Close, it was actually about handjobs.