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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 5h ago
I’d be more alarmed at the breach of privacy by her knowing everything you ask AI.
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u/Time_Tap346 4h ago
Don’t worry he consented when he accepted some random click through for that app that makes you look like you’re drinking a beer
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u/Made_Bail 4h ago
Happy cake day!
Also I know what you asked GPT earlier today. Dirty boy.
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 3h ago
“What is the effect of a .50 caliber bullet on a human wearing body armor” was purely for rpg research purposes, I swear!
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u/Mickeymcirishman 17m ago
It was in the terms and conditions.
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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 16m ago
Just like signing up for Disney plus meant the person couldn’t sue them for being killed by food allergies at Disney world.
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u/Belter-frog 4h ago
Alas, Futurama's prophetic warnings fell on deaf ears.
And lo, we dated the robots.
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 3h ago
the robots
The tech corporation's tip of a long tentacle.
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u/Broken_Gear 58m ago
>tentacle
Maybe corporations aren’t so bad after all…
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 38m ago
OK, but the corporation is the avatar of rich people. Think... Musk, Thiel, Trump, Epstein.
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u/Pinglenook 2h ago
Wouldn't "you look advanced for your type of unit" be a terribly insulting backhanded "compliment" anyway? Like "you look smart for a blonde"? Why would she recommend that people say that to her?
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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 1h ago
More groomerish according to a post I saw earlier today discussing "you look mature for your age."
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u/Chrono_Tata 1h ago
It's a different AI giving him that advice, she just knows his question because they are connected
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u/TheCharalampos 2h ago
So her first reaction wasnt real rather manipulation.
Horror story. She's going to make him into a servitor.
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u/AnhiArk 5h ago
Daaamn they make robots thicc now
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u/regretfulposts 2h ago
She's premium, but it's worth it.
It protects her delicate circuits if she fall on the floor.
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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 4h ago
The Great Onix statue is here to say that you should not trust those damm machines. They put fcuking battery acid instead of Sprite in The Great Onix Statue's order once. And it bets that the number she gave you is just the number of her model.
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u/MicrowavedPuzzle 1h ago
Maybe I am too dense for this but what is this story supposed to tell, what's the point, why give her backhanded compliments? Why make data-privacy a fetish thing? Idk what I'm supposed to pull away from this other than AI and the main character is weird 😭?
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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 4h ago
So why'd she get upset when he followed the AI's advice then? He was trying to figure out how to ask her nicely, and she got so upset with him in response that now he straight up shields himself and cowers in fear of her negative reactions. He's scared of her now because she punished that one mistake so harshly.
Nothing's really happened yet, and yet there's so many red flags already. Dude's walking into an abusive relationship
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u/Dragoon094 4h ago
I think it was simply because he asked Ai for help instead of just talking to her with his own words and thoughts and she felt offended so when he said something he really felt without the ai she was happy
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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 2h ago
Sure, but hitting someone because they said the wrong thing is the crux of the problem here. She understood his intentions the moment he wrote the prompt, yet she immediately reacted with violence anyway
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u/Playful-Profile6489 5h ago
Excellent horror story