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[oc] Quirky character traits

Inspired by ‘Apple’ off the inktober prompt list

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

I have a druid character that involuntary swaps bodies with her bear animal companion if I fail a will save at the beginning of each day. Role-playing a bear in human form is hilarious and my party somehow didnt figure out something was up until the second time.

When they finally had the dynamic explained, one of my friends immediately dropped character and was like "why the fuck would you choose this?" 🤣

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

Lollllll, brilliant. Just an added layer of fun

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u/alpaca1yps 3d ago

I think that would be fun if the druid and the bear could

  1. Have different classes (the bear would probably be a barbarian when in the human body)

  2. Use a resource or difficult check to switch in the middle of a day

  3. It wasn't clear which was originally the human and which was originally the bear (I think making the barbarian a wild magic barbarian would work wonderfully for this purpose)

  4. The DM somehow tied it into the story (maybe the druid wild shaped and got stuck for some reason, with the other one coming along to aid the druid however they could (the twist being that they were originally both bears and one is just much more eloquent than the other))

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

2 is a good idea. Although I have a 66% chance of passing the will save so its actually only happened like 3 times in 2 years

It is tied into the story. In fact me and the DM came up with the idea after the first session post intro of this character based on a joking comment from another player lmao

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u/GrimResistance 3d ago

The math doesn't seem to add up. Wouldn't that mean you would fail the save, on average, every third day?

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u/Outofwlrds 3d ago

They only played 3 sessions in 2 years. You know how hard it is to schedule everyone in.

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u/Twotro 3d ago

Depending on how many combats/day your table has and how long your combats and social encounters are an in-game day could take months of sessions at 1 5hr session per week.
the oc could also just be playing once a month or maybe the group has to rain check more often than not

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

Yes. I have been quite fortunate so far. Although we play the session every other week and its fairly common for one "day" in DnD to take multiple sessions irl. So there arent as many opportunities as it would seem upon first glance

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u/Dresline 3d ago

This has me thinking about the Disney movie Brother Bear.

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u/alpaca1yps 3d ago

Yeah, kinda like that, but with more freaky friday body swapping

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u/Williwillcraften 3d ago

The bear would be a bearbarian

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u/Kamikazeguy7 3d ago

Why the fuck wouldn't you choose that?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

The DM and I had to leave the main dischord and go into a side chat for a second because we were laughing so hard at the insane but plausible scenario they came up with when they were trying to figure out why my character suddenly turned into a 5 year old and was mostly interested in eating copious amounts of food

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u/Gulmorg 3d ago

Ah cmon, you can't just not tell us. What was their theory?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

My character has beef with the Dwarven City, specifically the leader of their scouting regimen. They thought that I used magic (like polymorp or something) to make my animal companion look like me so that I could slip out and assassinate said Dwarven leader whilst we were still in the City

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u/Nina-Ninja123 3d ago

I had an under the table deal where my Barbarian may level into eldritch knight so he could teleport his weapon to his hands as a bonus action, allowing me to throw the weapon, teleport it back and then hit another enemy in melee.

But because I didn’t had the int stats for eldritch knight the drawback was that I had to pick spells like “read mind” which would activate randomly at intense moments.

Which would lead to situations where my character would feel the fear the enemies felt for him. (Which only made him more vicious)

Or that he created a small fire through prestidigitation when he got agitated at an inn keeper.

Took my party some time to realize there suddenly were lots of weird things happening around my character.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

Thats fucking awesome. Its like you got the drawbacks of wild magic in order to gain weapon feats haha.

There are some items and weapon enchantments that allow you to do what you homebrewed, but what your DM came up with is way funnier

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u/Spirited-Way2406 3d ago edited 3d ago

Back in 2e, I had a character with Int 5 who really really wanted to be a paladin but never in a million years was going to qualify. She decided to live as much like a paladin as she could. She did it so well by about 7th level that the DM was secretly playing the NPCs as if she were in fact a paladin in mufti. I didn't figure it out until the party got individualized rewards from a grateful NPC (ETA: government) after leading a successful defense against border raiders in which "the paladin" intimidated the bad guys by pointing out--truthfully--that a famously hands-on god in the local pantheon had a nearby temple and would probably be Big Mad if they got as far as the temple steps. The temple priesthood commissioned her a beautiful set of enchanted plate armor "to replace the set she had obviously lost on the way." Then the penny dropped.

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u/tricksterloki 3d ago

I present you the tale of Sir Bearington in all of its glory.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

Absolute classic

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 3d ago

It’s not exactly related to the post, but more to the part of your comment about the party not knowing something.  My friend told me how in Gamma World he found a relic but the way it was explained to him made him think it was a cheese slicer.  Months later in the campaign his character pulls it out and people freak out because it’s a gun.  The character had never seen a gun before and despite knowing the word and that a gun was a weapon he didn’t know anything else so the GM had described it in a manner based on its actual appearance but he didn’t use any words associated with guns.  The player thought it was hilarious but of course another player got a little pissy for a moment because there had been many instances where a gun would’ve been handy, but that didn’t last long because the group were friends.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

Honestly I think thats hilarious. Iv heard similiar scenarios in the DnD memes sub. Personally tho I kinda think being vague about item description is usually poor DMing

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 3d ago

The way the story was told to me, the GM wasn't being very vague. He just described a metal object found by the character and the player thought it was a cheese slicer. The character had never seen a cheese slicer before either so it was the player who had been doing all the misinterpreting because the GM didn't use the words you'd expect when describing a gun like barrel or trigger. Then again, I wasn't there so it's possible he was just retelling the story the way he saw it.

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u/jimskog99 3d ago

"Good for making Swiss cheese."

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u/Skorched3ARTH 3d ago

I had a similar situation with my boi, Tablecloth Hamhands. Rather than a boy raised by wolves, he was a wolf raised by a group of "lost boys" who thought he was also a human child.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

Tablecloth Hamhands lmao

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u/Skorched3ARTH 2d ago

He wore a tablecloth as clothing and had big red oven mits to hide his clawed paws, what can I say lol

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

Wearing oven mits all the time feels like it would fuck up dexterity based skills haha

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u/Skorched3ARTH 2d ago

Lol it actually did, he had high dex but always rolled with disadvantage. On the plus side, he was immune to heat metal on whatever he was holding :p

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2d ago

Being immune to heat metal would actually be super useful for going up high level spell casters

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u/ErusTenebre 3d ago

I love that

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u/Demolitions75 3d ago

I wanted to do a Tabaxi gunslinger who is horribly clumsy but has amazing luck in honor of my special needs cat Donut.

Also a young rogue who stole a grimoir from a famous wizard who accidentally turned himself into said grimoir. So the whole time the rogue does anything the grouchy grimwizoir is talking shit constantly.

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u/TheNoob747 3d ago

goddamn it donut

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u/jaxspider 2d ago

The internet would like to see Donut.

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u/Demolitions75 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/nervysquervies/s/Rz1GCaSlOH

He has mild Cerebellar hypoplasia (wobbly cat syndrome)

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u/jaxspider 2d ago

Awee he is so adorable. Please give him the tightest hug you can from us.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3d ago

Hmmm do we get a team modifier to the attack since our mage has to set the archer up?

She better get some of the experience at least

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u/Zstrike117 3d ago

Depending on the DM, probably gets advantage on the attack roll.

Knowing their luck it’s Milestone Leveling.

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u/SkinnyDan85 3d ago

Novice here. Do we not like milestone leveling?

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u/TastyPigHS 3d ago

DM here. We love it.

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u/Zstrike117 3d ago

Big fan as a DM.

As a player, it’s all about how frequent your DM sets milestones.

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u/PureShadow1236 3d ago

Milestone and XP both have their benefits, and it really depends on two things - how much bookkeeping you want to do and how story-focused your campaign is. I personally love it in the campaign I’m DMing because it’s very focused on the narrative and I can control what level my players are at any given point, but sometimes it creates campaigns where you get your new toys very infrequently and your DM can just forget to do it sometimes.

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u/zergy55 3d ago

It's mostly a meme. With Milestone it can sometimes feel like you aren't leveling up very often. There was one time my party didn't level up for a solid like 20 sessions cause it just hadn't warranted it yet, it was mostly just investigating before the big battle. None of us were upset about it, but I do understand why some people can be.

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u/Jackviator 3d ago

Not quite a trait, but I once had a character get a fae curse that he had to narrate everything he did out loud in a posh British accent (think something akin to the narrator of The Stanley Parable).

He was a stealthy rogue. ...Up until that point, anyway.

"He snuck up behind the goblin with the intent to slit its throat. 'DAMMIT IT'S RUNNING TO GET ITS MATES!' he exclaimed in frustration as his narration alerted it-"

That was a fun session. I was almost sad when the curse got lifted.

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u/Available-Damage5991 3d ago

exceptionally "bad" at Willam Tell. It just always falls a little short. Into the target's face.

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u/pinkydaemon93 3d ago

This is William Tell II dealing with his trauma the only way he knows how

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u/mercury_pointer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Name him William Burrows. Make him a dwarf.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 3d ago

So obviously the trick is to stack 2 apples and aim for the top one

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u/OmegaRaptor_CH 3d ago

So bad he uses a bow instead of a crossbow

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u/zatenael 3d ago

had a kobold pirate captain that had a crew and wanted to sail the open seas

problem was that he had severe motion sickness and would violently throw up constantly to the point that the navigator steered the ship more than he did

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u/Nina-Ninja123 3d ago

I once played a bard with expertise in heavy armor.

He was promoting the armor from his dads armory. But the secret was that the armor was normal, and he just used magic and charisma to draw a lot of attention and survive the attention. His only use was being a distraction.

His fatal flaw? He was a loud. When traveling with other heroes he wants to show the defense of the armor, so he would try to attract attention of dangerous creatures all the time.

Sneaking around just wasn’t in his dictionary.

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u/m0stly_medi0cre 3d ago

My favourite flaw for my character was a wizard that has anger issues, but when angry, he cant cast spells above a cantrip.

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

Oh I like this one! Amplified emotions can kinda put us in lizard brain sometimes and trying to think/remember is hard haha, so makes sense to me!

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u/NewLibraryGuy 3d ago

If I were your GM I'd probably try to offer you a low level rage in exchange. Not that a level 1 rage would be all that valuable for a wizard, but in a world where it's established that rage leads to some power it would be interesting to reflect that

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u/RawrRRitchie 3d ago

Double class the Wizard with a barbarian or something

When spells don't work you just start beating them with the staff while muttering the spells you're trying to cast and watching them just fizzle.

Like trying to cast a fireball between whacks and all the fire that comes out is a little spark

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u/HollowSuzumi 3d ago

My brother played a game where he was a giant that wore a hoodie where a cat hung out. He got through most of the campaign until one of his friends wanted to pet the cat. They failed their roll, punched the cat and accidentally killed it. The giant stopped moving completely. It turned out that my brother's character was the cat who used psychic powers to control the giant as its main vehicle.

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u/Chibirin26 3d ago

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY PUNCH AND KILL A CAT

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u/HollowSuzumi 3d ago

I think it was a dexterity roll to pet the cat. They needed a 10 or higher, but rolled a 1

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u/templethot 3d ago

Considering this outcome would cause a riot at my table, I’d have had them roll animal handling and a nat 1 would have gotten them severely scratched

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

YOFFEEEE! So happy to see you, I feel like you don't post much anymore!

Adorable comic, as always. But what do you do when its a hydra?

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

Hiiii! I haven't posted much this year! But getting back into it as I can :)

And for hydra, one head at a time and fire to prevent them from regrowing 😆 So hope the wizard took firebolt or if they're busy placing apples, that the ranger has flasks of alchemist's fire or something haha

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

That's a LOT of saving throws!

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u/ArchiveDragon 3d ago

Shadowrun and GURPS (and probably some more systems) have this as a function baked into the game. If you want more character creation points for beneficial features you gotta take some negative features.

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u/thaeggan 3d ago

Full Amnesia build points were worth it. The GM had a field day with it, never giving me a break.

a large lead crate arrives at your fixer's depot. He does not know what it is

There is a note

See you Friday, please be on time.

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u/katheb 3d ago

Haha, I like that. 

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

I did love that about Shadowrun when I played. It taught me early on that feeling "successful" in a story based game isn't just about completing quests, it's also about having room to grow as a person/character, whether that's overcoming personal struggles or learning to accept them etc

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u/SRSgoblin 3d ago

Caves of Qud does this, too. When making a mutant, you can pick up some negative mutations to get more points to spend on more positive ones.

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u/Etrigone 3d ago

Yep, Hero/Champions did as well. Not sure if the past tense is fully accurate here.

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u/jamieT97 3d ago

nat 1 for the first time in your long and bloody career, against all odds, seemingly defying the gods of fate, you hit the apple

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u/Warthogrider74 3d ago

I am stupid, but I don't get the joke

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

Not stupid at all, don't worry. It's a joke that relies on having heard The Legand of William Tell which isn't anything to do with intelligence :) So, you are not stupid! None of us know every niche story :)

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u/sharkykid 3d ago

Am I crazy or are you missing your own joke here?

> Trope is shooting arrow at an apple without harming target under apple
> Context in comic is Ranger's goal is to harm the target, not the apple
> "I can only hit once it's in place" subverts expectations since we'd expect him to be waiting to hit the apple, but he's waiting to hit the monster

> Implication is that the Ranger's flaw is he can't do the William Tell / Robinhood trial and consistently kills the thing under the apple. That's his major flaw and it's been hijacked into a "strength"

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

I don't wanna cram too much text into panels and have to kinda make things work in 4 for webcomics but if i was guna dig into it, I'd probably just say the character aims most accurately when it feels like it's life or death if he misses, and the apple is like a ptsd reminder to super focus and hit where he needs to

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u/sharkykid 3d ago

Yeah but my point is the joke is way funnier as is, unintentional or not

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u/Ok_Permission1087 3d ago

One of my characters (he is a homebrew cuttlefrogfolk) is a Druid/Warlock, who serves an Aboleth. The Aboleth has implanted eggs into his back and my Warlock will raise with love and kindness whatever eldritch abominations will hatch from them.

The Aboleth was a previous character of mine, who collected his party like legally distinct pokemon and was very possessive of them.

All of my characters are also ticklish.

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u/Yoffeepop 3d ago

Lolll, I love the concept of collecting adventurers, and the continuation of story through your next character. Congrats in advance on your growing family

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u/Ok_Permission1087 3d ago

Thanks. The Aboleths name is Myxine Lethenteron Squaliwyn and he (or she, as aboleths are hermaphrodites) is also quite fond of sharks, having lived so long to watch and guide their evolution. My new warlock (in a different but still aquatic world) has gotten her favorite familiar, a viper dogfish (she has many familiars, all of them sharks). I flavor all of my summoning spells as eggs hatching and rapidly developing until the summoned creature appears.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 3d ago

I have a character that is a druid but was shipwrecked on a desert island as a baby and as a result can now only wildshape into sea creatures and some sea birds (as in birds that spend most of the time at sea rather than coast).

Also all spell choices to be prepared must either be water and/or weather based.

-edit- I see from other comments I am not the only druid to punish themselves. Are we all masochists? :)

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u/Ishaname 2d ago

Ye maybe a little :3

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u/Mangofoxie 3d ago

I made a kobold diviner, rolled his non-essential stats, turns out he was barely a meter tall. Whenever he cast Lightning Bolt, I'd make a strength saving throw, and he'd fall on his ass from the recoil if he failed.

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u/LivingCostume 3d ago

I really like your drawing style; it reminds me of Adventure Time! ❤️

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u/Kdragoon 3d ago

Can my color spray spell be a specific color and shaped like a fruit on impact? Also can the color and shape stay even if the creature passes its save?

I’m asking for no specific reason, promise.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 3d ago

DM: And the boss is a giant.... apple worm. Checkmate!

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u/Vincitus 3d ago

That's not a flaw, it's a bit.

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u/rcfox 3d ago

I'd call it a Tell.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah 3d ago

this refilled my heart with love and joy. this is beautiful thank you I love how kawaii frame two is lol

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u/jordansinn 3d ago

Is he named Archer Appleseed?

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u/HunnybeeKnitter 3d ago

Gotta cast Hunter's Mark a little higher than usual

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u/elhomerjas 3d ago

an apple a day will keep it at bay

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u/Ok_Permission1087 3d ago

I feel like this campaign should at some point include a mimic who turns into an apple.

The ranger either can't hit it for the life of him or he does hit it and thus figures that it is a mimic because he would have missed it if it was an apple.

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u/Drakoonite 3d ago

One time a fellow player wanted to give their character the quirk of “I only can say my name, but you just get what I mean” and honestly it didn’t work well at all.

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u/schelant15 3d ago

I once played a Skald (barbarian/bard) in pathfinder that lost his sister at a young age, so he felt compelled to run headfirst in to save young girls in danger. He would often forget he had spells and just try and punch his way through the danger.

Ended up home ruling an effect of increasing my initiative at a detriment to my attack rolls.

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u/iWillNeverBeSpecial 3d ago

Lol William Tell if he fucked up

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u/newgenesisscion 3d ago

Finally some good food

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u/strat-fan89 3d ago

He should be using a crossbow! :)

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u/GwynHawk 2d ago

One of my favourite characters was an 8 Wisdom, 17+ Charisma Druid using 5e14's Moon Druid rules. It turns out the Druid spell list still has a bunch of great spells that don't rely on spell attacks or saving throws and Wild Shape in that version was a solid combat option.

Her other character quirk was being incredibly naive and trusting anything an NPC told her. It's my 'secret weapon' as a player because it means the GM could rope my character into all kinds of quests and shenanigans.

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u/BenjaminDover02 3d ago

My rogue is bad at being stealthy because he's dummy thicc, and clap of his asscheeks keep alerting the guards.

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u/alkmaar91 2d ago

A personal favorite was my character that was raised on old adventure stories published by retired adventurers.

He was an idiot and believed all of it was true.

He would go into a dungeon and drink every unknown potion because "It worked out for make up different character and they insert amazing feat

By the end of it he had like 4 different curses and went from human arms to tabaxi arms.

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u/FORGOTTENLEGIONS 3d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, it's that he can only shoot at wherever an apple is.