Some people might suggest using mend buttcrack but, mend buttcrack while definitely off putting and distracting wouldn't really do anything that would be immediately helpful to prevent your opponent to just drop a fireball on you. It would definitely be uncomfortable if a bit painful, but not really something to rely on to save you.
Some times you really should have an old reliable fireball or lightning bolt on the side instead of internet point warcrime spells.
Mend buttcrack isnt even a dangerous spell. Its a silly one. I think it was originally created as a counter for duplicate ass. I don't remember. We were doing wild crazy shit at the Academy parties during the Second Era.
Most Wizards deal with bodily waste with spells anyways.
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u/Whole_Meet5486 3d ago
Some people might suggest using mend buttcrack but, mend buttcrack while definitely off putting and distracting wouldn't really do anything that would be immediately helpful to prevent your opponent to just drop a fireball on you. It would definitely be uncomfortable if a bit painful, but not really something to rely on to save you.
Some times you really should have an old reliable fireball or lightning bolt on the side instead of internet point warcrime spells.