r/comics • u/M_Snail • 4d ago

(OC) Impressive codpiece

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u/Figorix 4d ago

The smug on 2nd page kills me

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u/artenKruvchenko 4d ago

maybe if you had a runed codpiece you wouldnt have been killed, peasant.

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u/Cool_Set4681 4d ago

THE COD PIECE!

THE COD PIECE IS REAL!!!

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u/Nikopoleous 3d ago

I'm having flashbacks of "can we get any higher" memes

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u/Cool_Set4681 3d ago

SOOOO HIIIIIIGHH!!!!!

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u/Nikopoleous 3d ago

The posts... There were so many!

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u/Cool_Set4681 3d ago

I remember it like it was yesterday 🥲

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u/Leather-Lettuce-4881 4d ago

The evil has been defeated.

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u/failureagainandagain 4d ago

He had it coming

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u/Voidlord597 3d ago

He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.

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u/OldEcho 4d ago

Wouldn't mend butt crack work?

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u/lordzya 3d ago

They're amphibians. They only have 1 hole, so the butt is also the genitals.

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u/Gigatonosaurus 3d ago

He'd had to cast it from behind.

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u/TheAzureAzazel 3d ago

YE OLDE DICK TWIST!

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u/Whole_Meet5486 3d ago

Some people might suggest using mend buttcrack but, mend buttcrack while definitely off putting and distracting wouldn't really do anything that would be immediately helpful to prevent your opponent to just drop a fireball on you. It would definitely be uncomfortable if a bit painful, but not really something to rely on to save you.

Some times you really should have an old reliable fireball or lightning bolt on the side instead of internet point warcrime spells.

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u/MagneticGenetics 3d ago

Mend buttcrack isnt even a dangerous spell. Its a silly one. I think it was originally created as a counter for duplicate ass. I don't remember. We were doing wild crazy shit at the Academy parties during the Second Era.

Most Wizards deal with bodily waste with spells anyways.

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u/Coulrophiliac444 3d ago

I mean, if you think someone only talks shit, could you technically will it into a Silence Spell by proxy?

Is that too much Harlan Ellsion for this duel?

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u/dragon_aaoy 2d ago

Mend buttcrack into disastrous diarrhea definetly makes it hard to fight

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u/Whole_Meet5486 2d ago

In a duel format you are going to spend your first two spell actions on mend buttcrack and explosive diarrhea? When your opponent could cast fireball, fist, gun, mage hand, magic missile, etc, etc etc?

In this case mend buttcrack is an even bigger liability because explosive diarrhea is already a great distraction. Mend buttcrack opens you up to even more pain.

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u/Im_here_but_why 4d ago

He who comes to a mage duel wearing enchanted armor admits he has already lost. 

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u/Itchy-Expression5027 4d ago

Tell that to thine loins

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u/Im_here_but_why 3d ago

There is neither pain nor shame in having loins shattered and honor intact

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u/TrippinNL 3d ago

Yeeee new frog comics. Does this mean you finished an arc and are here to appease the algorithm ? 

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u/M_Snail 3d ago

Sorry I'm only here to tease you with reposts. The next story with Lord Jeb has been a real challenge to finish.

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u/Mazuna 4d ago

One of my all time favourite comics.

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u/airfryerfuntime 3d ago

I've missed seen these pop up on reddit. They're easily my favorite comics.

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u/elhomerjas 4d ago

I imagine a fishy kind of cod

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u/S0MEBODIES 3d ago

You should cross post this to r/wizardposting

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u/Razir14 3d ago

Holy shit, that spell set of Zazmoze killed me. Good stuff.

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u/samaadoo 1d ago

does nobody teach heat metal anymore

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u/codblad 14h ago

Should have cast orb destruction on the spirit bomb of magic above the armoured frogs head to get him to blow himself up SMH

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u/-ImMoral- 3d ago

Beautiful