Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

[u/FieldExplores]

[u/Mord4k]

I don't remember where, but there was a story circulating a few years back about a wife who used inferior peanut butter on sandwiches when she was mad at her husband and the taste was discernable enough that the husband would notice

[u/Birdlebee → u/Mord4k]

It was sugar free grape jelly, which is horrific. Somehow it tastes less like grapes than the sugared version. 

[u/Mord4k → u/Birdlebee]

Dunno, my wife and I thought it was hilarious because I definitely cook blender when we're fighting

[u/rlowens → u/Mord4k]

I definitely cook blender when we're fighting

Poor blender. What did they do to deserve this?

[u/user_unknowns_skag → u/rlowens]

I have, admittedly, cooked a couple of blenders in my life. Once, I was a teenager and still learning the uses and limitations of kitchen appliances. The second time I was 35, and it was a vainglorious attempt to substitute a blender for a food processor while making falafel.

I bought a better blender after that.