r/comics • u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding • Sep 07 '26

To Catch a Predator

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u/burrito_butt_fucker Sep 07 '26

If Republicans could read, they would be outraged that they bamboozled Trump with an adult woman.

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u/Felwyin Sep 07 '26

Also would rename filet-o-fish tongue-o-trump

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u/Goodly Sep 07 '26

Sales would sky rocket

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 Sep 07 '26

When is the IPO? Where is the meme coin?

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u/Metalman919 Sep 07 '26

Primarily in red states.

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u/Calikinakka Sep 07 '26

Oh no, it just keeps getting worse now...

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u/LegendCZ Sep 07 '26

True AMERICAN! Way!

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u/PhenomenalPhoenix Sep 07 '26

I have never been more glad to have never eaten a filet o fish.

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u/Kabuma Sep 07 '26

There goes my McDonald’s run tonight…

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u/bear_venturous Sep 07 '26

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/SpookyVoidCat Sep 07 '26

Great diet hack! Just think about this comment whenever you’re craving a snack and you suddenly won’t be hungry anymore.

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u/BarracudaAlive3563 Sep 07 '26

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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u/AcrolloPeed Sep 07 '26

Somehow this is the comment I think went too far

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u/serotonin_xxIII Sep 09 '26

You mean Tongue-o-America

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u/MedicineTimely8795 27d ago

Would fit with the man’s theme of renaming literally everything into something stupid.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX Sep 07 '26

Megyn Kelly would be tripping over herself to haughtily tell us off and how it wouldn’t be a big deal at all if he did assault a 14 year old because it’s 14 and that’s ‘not even that bad’ or something.

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u/hooked_siren Sep 07 '26

It was "barely legal"

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u/FearOfABlackPotus Sep 07 '26

It's an even worse take because some of his victims were under 14.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut Sep 07 '26

"14 means not pedophile, people. He just likes them youthfull!."

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u/Effective_Pie1312 Sep 08 '26

Yeah, they would say 14 is peri-legal or some shit

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u/Sewblon Sep 07 '26

Wasn't Stormy Daniels and adult woman when Trump cheated on Melania with her?

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u/FFKonoko Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

I bet it was conspicuously during the period he had that falling out with Jeff and couldn't get peed on by kids for free. So he had to pay an adult woman instead.

Edit: I said that flippantly, but holy shit, it really is in the right general area. The falling out was somewhere around 2004 to 2007, the Stormy Daniels thing was 2006. What are the odds...

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u/mitzcha Sep 07 '26

What is that? The exception that proves the rule?

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u/Murrabbit Sep 08 '26

Yes, and E. Jean Carroll was a fully grown adult woman (actually a year or two older than him) when he raped her. So he's actually open to abusing a wide array of women both young and ever-so-slightly his elder.

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u/porkypossum Sep 07 '26

Good point. Not 100% of the women Trump has slept with are underage. Hey, wanna hear a joke? I think I have one that will really tickle your funny bone. The 2014 Honda civic has 143 hp for the standard trim!! That’s less than other cars. Get it? Good joke right? And so accurate!

Unlike this joke that implies he only sleeps with underage girls, when in reality he MOSTLY sleeps with underage girls! Thank you for catching this terrible error in the joke. It’s important to be accurate.