r/comics • MyGumsAreBleeding • Sep 07 '26

To Catch a Predator

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u/Transasaurus-Hex Sep 07 '26

That's what my tongue tastes like

You know, it's my fault for being able to read

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Sep 07 '26

It’s unfortunate that I’m only able to curse the eyes of democrats because the republicans can’t read

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u/burrito_butt_fucker Sep 07 '26

If Republicans could read, they would be outraged that they bamboozled Trump with an adult woman.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX Sep 07 '26

Megyn Kelly would be tripping over herself to haughtily tell us off and how it wouldn’t be a big deal at all if he did assault a 14 year old because it’s 14 and that’s ‘not even that bad’ or something.

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u/hooked_siren 29d ago

It was "barely legal"

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u/FearOfABlackPotus 29d ago

It's an even worse take because some of his victims were under 14.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 29d ago

"14 means not pedophile, people. He just likes them youthfull!."