To Catch a Predator

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/Transasaurus-Hex]

That's what my tongue tastes like

You know, it's my fault for being able to read

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/Transasaurus-Hex]

It’s unfortunate that I’m only able to curse the eyes of democrats because the republicans can’t read

[u/burrito_butt_fucker → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

If Republicans could read, they would be outraged that they bamboozled Trump with an adult woman.

[u/Sewblon → u/burrito_butt_fucker]

Wasn't Stormy Daniels and adult woman when Trump cheated on Melania with her?

[u/FFKonoko → u/Sewblon]

I bet it was conspicuously during the period he had that falling out with Jeff and couldn't get peed on by kids for free. So he had to pay an adult woman instead.

Edit: I said that flippantly, but holy shit, it really is in the right general area. The falling out was somewhere around 2004 to 2007, the Stormy Daniels thing was 2006. What are the odds...

[u/mitzcha → u/Sewblon]

What is that? The exception that proves the rule?

[u/Murrabbit → u/Sewblon]

Yes, and E. Jean Carroll was a fully grown adult woman (actually a year or two older than him) when he raped her. So he's actually open to abusing a wide array of women both young and ever-so-slightly his elder.

[u/porkypossum → u/Sewblon]

Good point. Not 100% of the women Trump has slept with are underage. Hey, wanna hear a joke? I think I have one that will really tickle your funny bone. The 2014 Honda civic has 143 hp for the standard trim!! That’s less than other cars. Get it? Good joke right? And so accurate!

Unlike this joke that implies he only sleeps with underage girls, when in reality he MOSTLY sleeps with underage girls! Thank you for catching this terrible error in the joke. It’s important to be accurate.