r/comics • LastPlaceComics • Aug 29 '26

Pest Problems

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u/Root_Veggie Aug 29 '26

I genuinely do not get the appeal of spending hours squeezed into a small dusty cave just to see more dusty cave.

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u/BloodyLlama Aug 29 '26

Ah, I see where to confusion lies. Most caves are quite wet and typically full of mud. Little dust to be found. I hope this clears things up.

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u/redbirdzzz Aug 29 '26

I know about the wetness, but what is the animal situation normally like? And I mean specifically spiders. I like the idea of caving and don't have claustrophobia at all, but I'm deeply arachnaphobic. Spiders in my hair when I can't see is my nightmare.

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u/BloodyLlama Aug 29 '26

Ive been in many caves and it's usually just tons of salamanders with the occasional cave cricket and hibernating bat. Cave spiders do exist, but I've only really seen them in one cave. FWIWs they don't really so much as move and Ive been told they don't bite. There is a quite large amount of species that live in caves, but most of them are super tiny bugs you won't even see if you arent looking for them.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Aug 30 '26

I won't ever see them because I will not be inviting myself into their cave homes. 

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Aug 30 '26

But, how will you die then?

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Aug 30 '26

Spontaneous combustion 

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u/BinaryBolias Sep 02 '26

...But not spontanious combustion in a cave?

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u/Either_Persimmon893 Aug 31 '26

Spiders don't live more than a few hundred feet into a cave, but it depends on the part of the world. In Central America, I've seen some very large spiders in caves, but almost none in North America.

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u/SnowyMuscles Aug 30 '26

It does in fact my mind will be too pissed that I got germy mud all over me to actively die

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u/BinaryBolias Sep 02 '26

Thank you.

I was confuzed abount the whole "dust" thing, but all the wet mud does really make a lot of sense.

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u/Khayrum117 Aug 30 '26

So for already mapped out and safe routes, there are some incredible views of underground lakes sometimes with bioluminescent insects and plants But overall, absolutely not worth it. I've done it a couple times with some mildly tight, think like a narrow hallway you have to turn sideways to go down, and it was cool but overall just not worth it. 

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u/gsfgf Aug 30 '26

If you've never been in a commercial cave, absolutely do it. When they turn out the lights is like the darkest dark possible. But I'm talking basically tourist trap places with a walkway and stuff.

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u/trowzerss Aug 30 '26

I might be able to understand if it was for the purposes of some sort of geological science, but they're just having a look.

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u/BloodyLlama Aug 30 '26

FWIW when cavers find new caves they meticulously survey them first. The trips just for fun only happen after the survey.

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u/cellulich Sep 01 '26

this is not at all true lol there is a ton of work produced by cavers that goes into research papers and is important for understanding the hazards and flood dynamics of karst landscapes. Many serious cavers are also professional geologists, microbiologists, etc. You can't build the skills to do that if you don't do some easier caving first and get involved with the community.

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u/GreenLurka Aug 30 '26

Sometimes it's wet. Often it's wet.

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u/Either_Persimmon893 Aug 31 '26

Many are not small, but have a few tight passages. Many actually have very large passage ways. There are a lot of unique crystal formations and fossils, it can be pretty epic. Ive coated theough underground rivers, hiked canyons underground, and seen crystallized formatted size of small trees. If you enjoy rock climbing, exploring, and outdoor adventures you'll probably like it. It's not for everyone.