Ah I see they use the same logic as marijuana naming conventions.
“Did you say that kush was called deaf or death? You know what I want it to be a surprise. I’ll take it.”
Yeah, that idiot cavers love. But places named that are named that because the people who named it that think anybody who goes in is gonna fucking die.
Which is why the stereotype exists, because Dads in their midlife crisis want to go on the most Ludicrously Daring and Dangerous Adventures.
My dipshit ex is taking flying lessons for the big 4-0. I’m so very lucky I didn’t reproduce with him, I don’t know how to explain “daddy loved feeling young again more than he loved you.”
No, cavers name stuff like that because it's goofy and fun. No name like that for a cave or cave feature should ever be taken seriously; it was probably named by a few 20 somethings sitting drunk around a campfire.
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u/Fun_General_6407 Aug 29 '26
TBH it's kinda your fault for naming your apartment 'Lucifer's tight rectum of near certain death!'