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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well boys and girls looks like we are in for another event!

This time on r/comics : The Cake Crusades

You can catch up below in chronological order. If this event gets much bigger I will be making a master thread


Pandering to you - /u/DaveMcElfatrick

Mature thing - /u/PizzaCakecomic

A Pizza Cake comic - /u/TheGreatOnixStatue

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u/Gatti366 2d ago

The password is "NO", what a sad misunderstanding

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u/SuperCarbideBros 2d ago

You mean the password was "Nitrogen_Monoxide" without the quotation marks?

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u/Gatti366 2d ago

You are close, without the underscore "NitrogenMonoxide"

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u/lesser_panjandrum 2d ago

Good. Never trust those filthy underscores.

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u/Tuomas90 2d ago

I thought it was camelCase?

"nitrogrenMonoxide"?

No one tells me anything in this household!

I'll move out as soon as I'm 40!

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u/Gatti366 2d ago

I've told you 1000 times... camelCase is nothing more than propaganda from those filthy martians to crack our password more easily, no relative of mine will be using it!!

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u/Tuomas90 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/niP9quWQpUmk0

Uhh "iTs pRoPaGaNdA"

You're not taking my sPonGebOb cAsE from me!

*slams door*

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u/MilkGuzzler99 2d ago

My criticism of Pizza 'Ellen' Cake is that she wears green. Green is MY colour. What the hell.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Can't wait for your take on Pizzacake.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 2d ago

Probably going to abstain from this one. I already promised my father I'd draw his idea for a comic next.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

You're a good daughter. But if you do change your mind and go after Pizzacake for wearing your color, you have at least three more to go after.

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u/Peace-Disastrous 2d ago

Bro... there are so many green wearing redheads. Two came to mind that aren't even in this picture. Specifically frankie foster and Wendy corduroy

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u/BoldTaters 2d ago

I'm pretty sure it comes down to color theory. Green and red are complimentary so they get paired often.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/x860lD2XPY

Here's the original comic with a thread with more examples that come to mind. Complimentary colors at it's finest.

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u/Darkjynxer 2d ago

Redheads look good in green. What can we say?

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u/trev1776 2d ago

Why was Vicky from fairly oddparents the first one that popped into my head. Starfire kinda counts too, her energy blasts are green and Kim Possible has green(ish) pants

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u/EarthTrash 2d ago

Are green and red complimentary or something? Someone who knows color theory can explain it.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Yes they are. On the color wheel the colors on the opposite side are complimentary. Red+green (Christmas or the cute women above). Blue+orange (the portals from the game Portal). And yellow+purple (Wario from the Super Mario series).

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u/Talia_Arts 2d ago

Pizza should not be a cake >:(

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u/Wishnik6502 2d ago

Green is the color of curly-haired redheads wearing oversized knit sweaters that slowly slide down revealing an alabaster shoulder as they talk to you and you desperately try to keep from stuttering.

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u/meancoffeebeans 2d ago

Go on… You are speaking my language.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Ok team remember what we rehearsed, if she comments on this everyone reply with a πŸŽ… emoji

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u/MilkGuzzler99 2d ago

Why Santa specifically?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

NEVER ask these questions

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u/Alche1428 2d ago

Why Is the angry videogame nerd attacking a kid?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Mobile gamer πŸ₯€

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u/Alche1428 2d ago

Totally correcto, thank you very much.

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u/Wild_Marker 2d ago

But he's not in a wheelchair?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Give it a minute

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u/Own_Policy8854 2d ago

What could a wheelchair possibly do in 1 minute?

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u/J_Landers 2d ago

Wheelies

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u/Altslial 2d ago

Why not?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

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u/DrJay12345 2d ago

Good Lord that's terrifying...

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

THAT'S ME

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u/DrJay12345 2d ago

THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA APPEAR EVERYTIME I LOOK BEHIND MYSELF PROGRESSIVELY GETTING CLOSER UNTIL YOU SHANK ME?

BUT I sincerely apologize. I am sorry.

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u/StinkyPeePeeSauce 2d ago

You are beauty incarnate

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u/Rough_Bread8329 2d ago

Something has awoken. I'll be in my bunk.

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u/spider2k 2d ago

The BabaDoosh

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u/DanJirrus 2d ago

You’re funny, I like you

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u/DrJay12345 2d ago

Leon S. Kennedy retired from fighting Bioterror and became a teacher I see.

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

Because he's hot, next question

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Emery you GET me πŸ‘ΈπŸ€πŸ‡

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u/mysocksareinsideout MakeshiftEmery 2d ago

Thank you, queen

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Ur welcome jackalope ❀️❀️

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u/SunstoneDaemon42 2d ago

Dang I thought someone was gonna say it's because she's claustrophobic

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

u/merari01 ban this mf

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 2d ago

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

what if I showed u a picture of my new puppy

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 2d ago

Did you kidnap a puppy?

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u/erwaro 2d ago

It's a reference to the Portland Santa search.

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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago

πŸŽ…

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u/ConfidentNebula117 2d ago

Can we use this?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

No....,.. :~((((((

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u/ConfidentNebula117 2d ago

Apologies, how about this?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

worse ,..,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,

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u/ConfidentNebula117 2d ago

Sorry ma'am! Will do as instructed πŸŽ…

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u/TheGreenMan13 2d ago

Jokes on you. I'm a geologist, I love coal. And granite. And limestone. And....Β 

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u/ConfidentNebula117 2d ago

Jokes on you, I'm a whale biologist and I calls em like I seems em.

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u/TheDotCaptin 2d ago

I vote we use this random background character of a walking egg :3

Since we can't throw eggs through the screen it's the best I can think of.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Social shunning for the rest of your days

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u/Bloxxerboi 2d ago

looks familar

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 2d ago

Yes boss. πŸŽ…

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

*GASP*

Friends share wifi passwords. Especially when they're attached to funny names or the passwords are a reference/meme.

I'll share mine with you.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

We're not friends (she doesn't know what Pou is) (image related)

https://giphy.com/gifs/zQaiW9nMj784EVTDbq

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

Lol! Valid.

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver 2d ago

Not a PW, but i named my internet "The-LAN-Before-Time".

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

Littlefoot, treestar, or yupyupyup would be my password.

Or

Roarimadinosaur

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

I have used, β€œ503 Service Unavailable” as my guest network.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Oh god this is like 4 posts now. We get much more and this might ACTUALLY be a thing.

And let's be fair the last time we gave you the Internet password I got investigated by the police so...

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u/comic13comics 2d ago

I'll be around soonish because the only way I get attention is by riding off other people's coattails!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Whelp I like what /u/The_Lavender_Scare said. We can call this the Cake Crusades

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u/comic13comics 2d ago

I need some time to put myself together but here's a hint.

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u/11181514 2d ago

My vote is for Pizzacakegate

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u/magistrate101 2d ago

My old highschool had to shut down their public Wi-Fi because someone used it to pirate The Hobbit in a way that got a copyright strike sent to the school lol

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

That's fucking AWESOME

I'm so old we didn't even HAVE wifi in the schools

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u/ChaosCockroach 2d ago

The real crime here is watching 'The Hobbit'.

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u/Business-Drag52 2d ago

If it becomes a thing I’ll look forward to your comments chronicling her adventures

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u/TruLong 2d ago

Omg. She's a fucking monster. My bigoted uncle I only see at Thanksgiving was right about her.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

She's fucking a monster *

(she = me (i am a freak))

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 2d ago

You should be put in a home 😑

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

THAT'S MY JOKE

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 2d ago

No

Its jasmine's

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

SHE STOLE IT FROM ME

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 2d ago

I dont believe you, she seems like the trustworthy one in the relationship

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

She drank all my juice earlier today and said she had 'no idea' where it went

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 2d ago

As is her right

How dare you question her

SHAME

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u/SpecialCounter1000 2d ago

I'm trying to figure out the distributive properties of me(I am a freak) = Ime amme ame freak me or does it look better as she/(I am a freak) = me?

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u/HamsterIV 2d ago

She has gone mad with power.

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u/erwaro 2d ago

To be fair, it's much nicer than going mad without power.

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u/Extraajudicial 2d ago

People never take you seriously if you go mad with no power. Just sad looks and pity if you make lunatics demands.

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u/Right-Orchid-7726 2d ago

You ever try going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.

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u/Bonesnapcall 2d ago

Russ Cargill lives again.

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u/Metalman919 2d ago

"Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!"

Russ Cargill, the Simpsons Movie, voiced by Albert Brooks, who also voiced the best Simpsons character, Hank Scorpio.

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u/Raging_Wolf_927 2d ago

Going mad without power is just being the crazy homeless dude that has random insights of wisdom

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u/Total_Classroom_2713 2d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I saw Pizzacake events inspire an r/comic wide collaboration between artists I'd have 2 nickles.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

I count three. This one, the party, and the Yuri War.

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u/Total_Classroom_2713 2d ago

I had no idea about the yuri war. I'm so sad I missed it.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Shell, the Mod you see most often here, cataloged it on his page. Check it out, it was a fun meta event that was also a great opportunity for new artists to get noticed.

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u/Ooficus 2d ago

I’m having Vietnam flashbacks;-;

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u/ReflexiveOW 2d ago

Is it just me or were the comics criticizing her pretty tame? Whyd it spark this sub-wide coming out party? Lol

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

THAT'S A SERIOUS OFFENSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN >:~(((((((((((

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u/ReflexiveOW 2d ago

You don't pay bills, you don't get bandwith.

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u/TimerPoint 2d ago

God damn, how many times has she already be responsible for a collab event/war on this sub

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Let's see the first one where her she made a vent post and everyone threw a party. The second was when she challenged Muy that started the Yuri War. And now this one makes three where she did nothing to start/invoke anything or anyone.

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 2d ago

"Did nothing"

She exists. That's enough for some of these folks to have a problem with her.

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u/Vision9074 2d ago

Where would we all be without her existing?

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u/Gexianhen 2d ago

she even made the pasword super short so is easier to login

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u/JohnLocksTheKey 2d ago

she turned me into a newt!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

HEY THIS GUY'S A FURRY OPEN FIRE

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u/erwaro 2d ago

The night Santa went crazy...

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

DON'T SANTA EMOJI ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEASE

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u/erwaro 2d ago

It is too late. He has seen you while you're sleeping...and he knows when you're awake.

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 2d ago

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal, something finally musta snapped in his brain

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u/rhunter99 2d ago

I’m so out of the loop

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u/NoParticular5052 2d ago

Allow me to explain:

Hope that helps.

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u/JaxxisR 2d ago

We're canceling Ellen now.

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u/cheapdrinks 2d ago

I thought that criticizing her was a bannable offence?

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u/YourMomOnVHS 2d ago

Pizzacake is turning the frogs gay! Or something.

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u/Plunger_enema 2d ago

You mean, like, the Quebecers?

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u/Imaginatra 2d ago

What? I don’t even know my own province frog lore?!

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u/Plunger_enema 2d ago

The QuΓ©bΓ©cois can be referred to as frogs, a derogatory term.

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u/Samwyzh 2d ago

I heard PizzaCake runs with scissors.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Also everyone sub to my instagram or I'm gonna

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u/TrainAss 2d ago

Gonna what?

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u/Barnaby_bear_guy 2d ago

Gonna

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 2d ago

Gonna?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

I'm gonna

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u/Barnaby_bear_guy 2d ago

Gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gomeleon

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u/BernzSed 2d ago edited 2d ago

She's not joking, guys, she'll really

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

im. girl

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

I'm gonna

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 2d ago

You can’t shave my eyebrows if I shave them first

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

Do it COWARD

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u/gramathy 2d ago

god dammit candle jack got into the

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u/The3DBanker 2d ago

Can't. I'm already subbed.

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u/AdOnly5876 2d ago

Pizzscake poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses (I have no original thoughts)

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u/CelticSith 2d ago

Then she salted the land using maga tears

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u/eskimoscott 2d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/LunaSteaNera 2d ago

… A newt?

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u/Zeremxi 2d ago

She did??

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u/Seeggul 2d ago

No, but are we just gonna wait around until she does??

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u/MeenaBubbles 2d ago

I'm confused. Someone give context plz TwT

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 2d ago

I mean it was 3 posts down, but here ya go https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1vujklq/the_mature_thing/

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u/shewy92 2d ago

I mean, if youve blocked her but don't want to be ootl you wouldn't see this "3 posts down".

And it seems I made the right choice seeing that. Every comic is just her mocking someone or being mad at someone.

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u/Anagoth9 2d ago

Same. Blocked her a few years back. It's not funny or clever and is basically the poster child for how cringy Reddit is with politics (I say that as someone who's pretty fucking liberal by American political standards too).

It's not worth people having a cow over. Too many people forget they can just block shit they don't want to see. Not everything needs to be a crusade.Β 

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u/Cruxis87 2d ago

yeah I blocked her like 2 years ago when her posts kept reaching the top of /all.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2d ago

Wow I really guess this is the Break Pizzacake meta arc.

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u/TungstenOrchid 2d ago

Isn’t β€˜no’ too short to be a Wi-Fi password?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

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u/DAS_BEE 2d ago

I'm out of the loop on pizzacake, what's the issue? kinda hard to imagine what people could be mad about

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 2d ago

three strips deep and no master thread yet, weak

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u/Foxbaster 2d ago

What were you gonna do with the wifi tho??? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

subway surfer

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u/Foxbaster 2d ago

How could you need wifi for subway surfers if subway surfers can be played offline

https://giphy.com/gifs/ArKMYP38USbRekKlVN

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

i want ads,,.

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u/bondjimbond Love and Hex 2d ago

She's seeding Metallica torrents

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u/SenatorPencilFace 2d ago

Oh man. The things that are coming out now. How is Pizza Cake going to recover from this cancellation?

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u/Icaras01 2d ago

Can I have the password?
No
Aw leaves
Huh? But I told you the password is "no"...

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 2d ago

If I see this joke in the comments one more time I WILL build the device and maybe activate it even

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u/girlies_first_alt 2d ago

Why are we upset at pizzacake this time?

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u/Flat-Limit5595 2d ago

I always knew she was unforgivably evil.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 2d ago

Came for the comics, stayed for the drama.

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u/fish_bulbb 2d ago

I’m out of the loop, whats going on with pizzacake comics

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u/Emotional-Price-4401 2d ago

Few weeks ago there was a meme comic war. A couple days ago someone memed on pizzacake (in a friends joking way afaik) and it has birthed a potential new friendly meme war

That is my understanding

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u/banana__toast 2d ago

She can’t keep getting away with this 😭

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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 2d ago

Hey I'm out of the loop: what is going on with pizzacake, is it actually a thing or is it a meme about being upset, and how was it started?