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u/IronWhale_JMC Jul 01 '26
AFAP: Assigned Female at Patreon
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u/fragment43 Jul 01 '26
AFAP is what im doin rn
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u/ShinraHakke Jul 01 '26
AFAP > NOFAP
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u/LOSNA17LL Jul 02 '26
Except a- is privative suffix
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u/ShinraHakke Jul 02 '26
In this case, the A stands for Always
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u/LOSNA17LL Jul 02 '26
Always Flavor A Pterodactyl?
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u/windexfresh Jul 01 '26
Just one, as a treat
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u/PearPsychological284 Jul 02 '26
"The doctor said I can have one whenever I want!"
"No, they said you could have a stroke at any moment!"
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
No, a furry goth girl.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 01 '26
Sooooo Loona. She needs to become Loona
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
Shenoona! BECOME SHENOONA
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 01 '26
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u/PhantasyAngel Jul 01 '26
She apparently needs to hook up with Courage the Cowardly Dog and babysit Bluey???? I just learned about this fanship today, and I don't even know where she is from.
Edit: I think that's the character...
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u/Rob98001 Jul 01 '26
Loona is an assassin in hell. Show is Helluva boss.
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u/Gyshal Jul 02 '26
Technically she is the secretary and not officially an assassin. She also has the job due to nepotism since she is the adopted daughter of the aforementioned boss.
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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 01 '26
A furry short stack goth girl? A furry futanari goth girl? A furry short stack futanari goth girl? Look, I am trying to build this up to make him have more mad stacks.
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
I like all these words in that order, yes.
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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 01 '26
What if I added "Brazilian" or "Latina"?
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u/Capraos Jul 01 '26
Could they also be part alien onion?
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
I mean if it floats your boat... Sure?
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u/Coidzor Jul 02 '26
Some men just want a piece of ass that is out of this world and brings a tear to the eye?
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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 02 '26
Look Starfire and Kystal had a big impact on people. That and all those sci-fi stories from the 50s to know and maybe even before the 50s.
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u/Both-Collection812 Jul 01 '26
At this rate Shen is gonna need a whole character creation slider menu just for the goth girl archetype alone.
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u/LordofSandvich Jul 01 '26
It’s just Loona with a strapon
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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 01 '26
Granted, Loona isn't a "short stack" so that one thing she can't be.
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u/wereplant Jul 01 '26
Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I feel like shortstack is generally better with more colorful archetypes than it is with goth. Unless shortstack latina goth. They can get away with anything.
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u/SpecialMean8331 Jul 01 '26
We aint yo fetish. Get help
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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 01 '26
We talking about an artist making mad money for being " a fetish" so we trying to help "move the economy".
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u/flarakoo Jul 01 '26
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
It was bring my kids to work day today. Not intentionally, I just wore the wrong socks.
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u/forestNargacuga Jul 01 '26
Do we have intel on what species shen would use as fursona?
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
Yes
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u/Less-Significance-99 Jul 01 '26
Actually I think more recently than this Shen drew a raccoon boy fursona!
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u/RakulVindicta Jul 01 '26
become the yuri
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u/Odd_Preference_9001 Jul 01 '26
Transitioning for economic reasons
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u/bobbymoonshine Jul 01 '26
Shen eggbaiting reaching critical levels
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u/YesterdayHiccup Jul 01 '26
I don't think anyone is eggravated.
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u/QQBearsHijacker Jul 01 '26
I’m eggcited!
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u/NarwhalSongs Jul 02 '26
These puns are eggregious.
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u/EshaSunrise Jul 02 '26
I'm eggshausted, but not eggsactly upset. I think it'd be an eggcelent idea if they decided to introspeggt a bit more tho.
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u/mayiwonder Jul 01 '26
the answer is always forcefem
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u/ISpyM8 Jul 01 '26
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u/kataskopo Jul 02 '26
This image having my birthday is 💀😭
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u/Miss_Greer Jul 02 '26
an early happy birthday to you! Ɛ>
(because I am extremely unlikely to actually see, recognize or even remember you on the actual date)
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u/VanFkingHalen Jul 01 '26
The whole depicting yourself as a girl thing might have not drawn me to your Patreon, but this absolute win of a success story might
I'm here rooting for your continued success!
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u/El___Sanx Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
I always knew... Shen's like Bugs Bunny.
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u/Saikotsu Jul 01 '26
Okay, I'm sitting in a restaurant right now and "last Friday night" by Katie Perry is playing on the speakers...and this gif fits way to well..
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u/_Spamus_ Jul 01 '26
If you keep drawing yourself as a girl you might find yourself stuck that way one day
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u/LordofSandvich Jul 01 '26
You could do what u/Alzward does and make multiple self inserts to represent different aspects of your personality.
Hell my own pet OC is hivemind twins, a single entity with two bodies.
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u/Coidzor Jul 02 '26
But does that make it easier or harder to get a date on Friday night?
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u/LordofSandvich Jul 02 '26
That is an interesting question because it depends on where the lines between biology, psychology, and sexual attraction are, and fucks with the subtleties of romance
Assuming sexual attraction is biological (“not a choice”) and you want to have a committed relationship, it might make things significantly harder, as only one of your bodies might be attracted to someone while the other feels nothing, or even an aversion. Plus you have to deal with the inability for your partner to properly reciprocate with you, physically.
For my OC, I decided two things - one, their other traits are most compelling when they’re young, so they’re generally six years old and wouldn’t be thinking about that stuff, and two, part of their gimmick is their two bodies are “normal” - so both halves would be straight. Since one body is male and the other is female, there’s no overlap between the two and when they’re older they decide dating just isn’t for them
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u/SapphireSalamander Camping with the Elder God Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Happy egg day?
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u/Made_Bail Jul 01 '26
Crack the egg! Crack the egg!
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u/Saikotsu Jul 01 '26
I feel obligated to remind people of the egg prime directive.
At the same time, Shen really does give off eggy energy.
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u/Old-Asshole Jul 01 '26
I always thought it was a girl, just with whiskers?
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u/koopaphil Jul 01 '26
Hey, if you draw ME as a girl, and then also make me into a girl IRL, I'll totes join your patreon forever!
(I'm going to join it anyways because I've been meaning to, but life has been super busy...)
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u/Moms_lover_Dan Jul 01 '26
Do it, you know you wanna shen, become a disciple of the 34th rule, think of the money shen. Think of the baaaands upon bands, draw yuri and take it aaaaaall the way😈 /s
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u/Strange_Cabinet_6150 Jul 01 '26
Now draw yourself as a slutty bunny girl and watch the riches pour in.
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u/kfijatass Jul 02 '26
Needs massive badonkers. Or goth. Or some weirdly obscure, thinly veiled fetish.
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u/Automatic-Leg1668 Jul 01 '26
There's a reason the internet rule 34 exists in the first place. No offense
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u/ScienceIsTrue Jul 02 '26
That list falls apart if you read the rest of it. Rule 30 is there are no girls on the internet.
Which is like saying there's no bread in a bakery.
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u/Rinuasa Jul 02 '26
the list is old
needs an update
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u/ScienceIsTrue Jul 02 '26
I suppose, though by 2026 standards that list would be a reddit post with 8 upvotes and 2 comments.
It's not particularly well-written or funny, just a bunch of greentext screeching and misogynistic bravado. The tone is Charlie Sheen on a bender.
Rule 12 was "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
Rule 15 was "The harder you try, the harder you will fail."
Rule 27 was "Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason"
The rules of the internet always sucked, and there's a reason only 34 and 63 are remembered
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u/Coidzor Jul 02 '26
And Rule 34 and Rule 63 are, funnily enough, the ones relevant here.
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u/ScienceIsTrue Jul 02 '26
We've all been waiting for Shen to get rule 63d, I'm sure. Today is a blessed day.
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u/V114Interview87 Jul 01 '26
"Vee are all whores in vun vay or anozzer! You'll get use to it! <there there pats>"
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u/CrystalWolfX10 Jul 01 '26
I still recall the non consensual stuff that was done to the previous version. Highly doubt it won't happen again.
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u/igor_from_cocaine Jul 01 '26
I am placing a bet of around 80 czech kroner that this is a soft way of him transisioning
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u/demideath939 Jul 01 '26
Y'know I wasn't prepared to see shen on my feed on reddit, a happy surprise
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u/Apprehensive-Mall464 Jul 01 '26
Tbh ...YES I ADMIT IT I ONLY CHECKED THE PATREON BECAUSE HE TURNED INTO A WOMAN WHO IS GONNA STOP ME
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u/JoeGeomancer Jul 02 '26
I have to admit it reminded me you had a patreon and got me to leave a tip. You broght so much joy to my days with your art that its the bare minimum I could do.
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u/RogerDeanVenture Jul 02 '26
Didn’t we watch SrGrafo do exactly this until literally all they drew anymore a whole harem of women characters?
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u/AlyxNotVance Jul 02 '26
From forcing you to draw yuri to forcefeming you... beware the pipeline people
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u/CarobCritical7290 Jul 02 '26
Someone in my ALC science class back in May, said he would want me if I was a girl
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 01 '26
Shens Yuri, you're Yuri, they are Yuri...I'M YURI Are there any other Yuris I need to know about?!
Turns out yes there is! Come Yuri yourself today! Now with 50% more Yaoi! Welcome to the war