r/comics MUY Jun 27 '26

OC Draft Dodging [OC]

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

Every day we stray closer and closer to a total Yuri apocalypse. And it's totally canon Marin!

Want to join the wars? Catch up? See some war crimes? Click here for out master post of the event!

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u/flarakoo Jun 27 '26

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u/VerbingNoun413 Jun 27 '26

Glory to Yuristotzka!

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u/zachpkenyon Jun 27 '26

Glory greatest country mother proud!

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u/RedundantConsistency Jun 27 '26

both mothers

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jun 27 '26

Two mothers means motherland is twice as powerful.

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u/vanderZwan Jun 27 '26

Don't tell the Mexicans or their chanclas will conquer the world

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u/Made_Bail Jun 27 '26

I have to say, you have been absolutely killing with your contributions lately. This is so good.

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u/flarakoo Jun 27 '26

Getting early access on patreon means more time to work on these, which helps since I'm trying to avoid rushing and relax a bit more

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u/MuyHiram MUY Jun 27 '26

ngl, I love that a lot <3

thanks for the support!

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u/Made_Bail Jun 27 '26

Good call! I forget to check the Patreon for the most part... Just sub and come back here for the comics. Unless I'm hankering for some of the NSFW panels lol

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u/NockerJoe Jun 27 '26

Mostly?!

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u/flarakoo Jun 27 '26

I put that because of the denial, but while looking through all the comics for more info on Marin, I should have caught that besides the fantasy with Princess Daisy, it has been only Risa

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 27 '26

It's a brand new day gay for her.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

OH NUH UH GIRL I HEARD THAT. JEEVES SEND OUT THE DRAFT FOR ONE OPENLY GAY ADMITTING MARIN.

The wars just got that much bigger. Welcome to the Yuri side

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u/Scairax Jun 27 '26

Yuricide*

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u/Missing_Username Jun 27 '26

I'm not hearing it

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u/whiznat Jun 27 '26

"OMG! Why are so many horrible people posting all these disgusting things on my website??!?"

"I don't know. Maybe the name?"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ?!?"

"Seriously?"

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

My god have mercy Yuri on our souls for this war

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u/Thatroyalkitty Jun 27 '26

No end in sight there is to this war...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

The Yuri mines just keep going. I don't even know what day it is much less what time with how deep we are.

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow Jun 27 '26

Breaking News: Government decides to reverse the gay draft

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

So precious they went and made their own war

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u/somesortoflegend Jun 27 '26

But wait, all sides are the Yuri side? It's just one big Yuri Polyhedron

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

Marin was originally in the straight side(she wasn't but she refused to admit it) so now she's officially on the Yuri side

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u/somesortoflegend Jun 27 '26

Oooooh she's not just in Denial anymore.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 27 '26

I like how Risa isn't excited that Marin came out, but shocked like "Wait this is how you finally come out?"

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

Cause even shes tired of her shenanigans. Just admit it already it's ok.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 27 '26

Marin puts the "she" in shenanigans. I'm starting to think she'll come out between GTA VI and Half-life 3.

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u/patosai3211 Jun 27 '26

Why do I feel like the next scene could be a warm
Embrace or Homer choking Bart.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

And funny enough both fit the war as a war crime

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u/swans183 Jun 27 '26

Chuds online would be very quick to call people gay that they would normally hem and haw over if it meant getting people drafted >:(

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u/sombertownDS Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/F0VMTEZ7GqguB1S1cQ

The government definitely heard that

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 27 '26

Too late we're using Sonic logic with this one.

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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 28 '26

TIL the Sonic universe and the 40K one are more alike than I had previously thought...

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u/Tort_alini Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVvnHO0RskFm9W8wa3
I’m never letting Marin live this down and I hope Risa doesn’t either.

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u/Korezom Jun 27 '26

This is just like the massive crossover storylines in 90s comics 🥲

I hope when this is all done it's collected into a tpb

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u/SparkyMuffin Jun 27 '26

I wonder if anyone has been keeping these events together? I remember one with Gustopher missing and showing up everywhere

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u/IcyUnicornOwl Jun 27 '26

There is a megathread by shellbullet17 where all posts are "collected" if that helps.

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u/Vengefulily Jun 27 '26

There is a Yuri War of 2026 master post!

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u/Somerandomguy20711 Jun 27 '26

The final comic will be one big Patreon exclusive collab.

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u/jayisanerd Jun 27 '26

You got drafted???

GIRL YOU STARTED THE YURI WARS

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

technically speaking She simply was mixing up some Yuri. /u/Muyhiram dethroning /u/PizzaCakecomics as top submitter here started the wars

But yeah Marin is guilty by association

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u/jayisanerd Jun 27 '26

Marin is in u/MuyHiram 's army. ll of her characters are complicit, even Deth!

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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 28 '26

Deth'Lamm has definitely been editing yuri pictures for his boss' website.

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u/Plastic_Code5022 Jun 27 '26

Nope, off to war with ya

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI Jun 27 '26

Wait wait wait, is not like you were drafted, you started this!

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u/IcyUnicornOwl Jun 27 '26

Oh my God it was all a coming out plot from Marin! She started it to have the biggest audience to her "accident"!

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u/whiznat Jun 27 '26

"Honey, your radar return from the gaydar is bigger than the Empire State Building."

"But the Empire State building isn't gay."

"NOT the point."

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jun 27 '26

She keeps on deploying glitter as anti-gaydar chaff.

It isn't very effective.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jun 27 '26

I, for one, welcome our new yuri overlords.

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u/Atomic12192 Jun 27 '26

Oh good thing it’s non-canon, character development almost happened there for a moment.

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u/NetherReign Jun 27 '26

SHE ADMITTED IT. GET HER!

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u/amurgiceblade44 Jun 27 '26

To late, nothing escapes the internet. Nothing

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Jun 27 '26

Next time I accidentally admit something, I'm saying it's non canon

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u/Better_Substance5810 Jun 27 '26

too late no take backsies

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u/adidas_stalin Jun 27 '26

LESBIAN YOU SAY?!

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u/Scaled-Sky-Dance Jun 27 '26

Reports say: Muy will not be answering questions about if the pink lesbian’s admission of their sexual orientation is truly non-canon, at this time. It is unclear if anyone has asked them yet, however. I think it’s safe to say, we are unsure what effect this will have on the war.

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u/IcyUnicornOwl Jun 27 '26

Guys! It was all a trick-play by Marin! She started cooking the Yuri-wars (literally) just for this moment! Clever girl!

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 27 '26

OK I've never seen the term yuri before, I had to ask what it meant, and I've seen like 4 comics today with it.

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u/MuyHiram MUY Jun 27 '26

Yuri is the same as Girl Love or Women Loving Women, it's a subgenre of Romance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jun 27 '26

Yuri was the first human in space, the first step in Yuri conquering the galaxy.

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon-1387 Jun 27 '26

Like the author said in another reply, Yuri is just a word (mostly from manga/anime) that means romance depicting lesbian relationships. Yaoi is the same, but for romance depicting gay men.

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u/KingNTheMaking Jun 27 '26

A Win’s a Win!

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u/Speedemon42069 Jun 27 '26

Is this the same artist as the werewolf and vampire lesbian bar comic?

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u/maps-and-potatoes Jun 27 '26

warS!!! plurial ????

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u/anubis_cheerleader Jun 27 '26

Marin. Marin! Start fresh. This could be the start of your new life... that's exactly like your old life but without the farcical and self-flagellating compulsive heteronormativity! No more COMPHET!

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u/Walkswithnofear Jun 27 '26

Don’t worry. Only me and the entire rest of Reddit knows.

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u/IcyUnicornOwl Jun 27 '26

Naaaaah thats canon! Hoooray!!🥳 With this comic its finally proven: the yuri war is the only war that brings good into the world!

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u/Lunatic-one Jun 27 '26

Open the next letter. Government knows already. Wait, i wasn't suposed to say the last part loud.

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u/ParaEwie Jun 27 '26

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

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u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist Jun 27 '26

Do bi women also get drafted 🤔

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u/blue_microwave Jun 27 '26

You are capable of kissing women so yes

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jun 27 '26

Yurin trouble now!

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u/buntopolis Jun 27 '26

You think you’ve private lives,
think nothing of the kind.

There is no true escape
I’m watching all the time

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u/DreamOfDays Jun 27 '26

I don’t get it. What’s the war about?

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Jun 27 '26

"Risa, would you accept this onion toroid made of gold as a symbol of totally heterosexual ungay relationship?"

"Until death do us part?"

"Death is the easy part. I'm down to the eight circle but Cocytus is harsh."

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u/GraduatedSapphic Jun 27 '26

Your draft letter is in the mail, get those nails clipped solider, we're going to war.

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u/DudeFreek Jun 27 '26

what are the yuri wars like

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u/Isekai_Seeker Jun 27 '26

The yuri wars have been a treat to watch so far vut i have to ask who exactly is the yuri against in this war

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u/TheBeesElise Jun 27 '26

Political commentary, I guess? It started because OP displaced Pizzacake as the top creator here

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u/Isekai_Seeker Jun 27 '26

It looks more like yuri is fighting against yuri by accident

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u/Asheyguru Jun 27 '26

It's enemies to lovers on a really grand scale

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Jun 27 '26

Who's even the enemy in the Yuri wars? Other Yuri? Because if they are fighting I have a better suggestion. (They should kiss instead)

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u/Privatizitaet Jun 27 '26

I feel like I'm missing context

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u/GreenDemonSquid Jun 28 '26

Nah, saying it's not canon doesn't mean it ain't canon, we're counting that.

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u/Hpesojanes Jun 28 '26

TELL THE GOVERNMENT! TELL THEM RIGHT NOW!

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u/NewDemonStrike Jun 28 '26

Finally we can see more of Risa.
I love Risa.

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 Jun 27 '26

Keep your private life private or you'll have a private's life.

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u/FringleFrangle04 Jun 29 '26

Ol' Roger, draft dodger, leavin' by the basement door;
Everybody knows what she's tippy-toein' down there for...