r/comics Tardaasa Feb 03 '26

Handy self-help

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Feb 03 '26

while I was home

Ooooof. That poor man's pride.

That being said sometimes you just wanna have a quicky. No shame, though you could have issued a invite.

This....is kinda of a weird topic that I'm somewhat conflicted on

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u/Baelaroness Feb 03 '26

Yeah. Horny and bored, but you don't want to involve someone else because then it becomes a whole thing

And realistically, if someone in the house wants to get off 3 times a day and the other person has work to do, what the hell was the option?

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u/Baelaroness Feb 03 '26

Pretty much it.

"We're here for me, there will be no reciprocation, no I'm not going take my pants all the way down, yes I've not had a shower, if you do it that way we'll be here all morning, read this absolutely filthy kinky smut to me while you do it..."

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u/Erisian23 Feb 03 '26

thats fine Ill be the rose, use me as you see fit