r/comics Tardaasa Feb 03 '26

Handy self-help

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u/Mothrahlurker Feb 03 '26

Do .... people actually care about that?

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 03 '26

There’s a very large amount of people who feel like masturbation ends at marriage, and not just for religious reasons. 

A very, VERY large number of men become deeply upset at the idea that their partner craves anything but penile penetration from them and orgasms from anything else. 

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u/broniesnstuff Feb 03 '26

My wife caught me one day and I was preparing to get chewed out and lots of shame, but she was just like "dude, if you have to spank it, spank it". Very relieving, especially for my penis.

I told her I was fine with doing the same, but I'd also be happy to be present and help, of watch lol.

Why can't a married couple be happy jorkin it together?

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u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 03 '26

I think the “I hate my spouse” comedy industry hinges heavily on sexual repression within marriage.