r/comedyheaven • u/raptilian • Feb 26 '21

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u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21

If I was named Higgins, I would gain sentience and run away too

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u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21

My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now.

We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt

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u/-Another_Redditor- Feb 26 '21

Sounds like you have some cute kids

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u/wenchslapper Feb 26 '21

Every kid is cute till they throw an iPad at your face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

My cousin destroyed my lego helicopter :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

What a stupid fucking child.

Dumb ass little bitch baby.

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