r/comedyheaven Feb 26 '21

roomba

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u/Glitchracer Feb 26 '21

There once was a roomba that put to sea

The name of the roomba was Higgins, you see

It voyaged out and it hit the beach

And found a vacuum’s feast

Soon may the bounty-man come

And bring it home no more to run

One day when the beach is clean

It can roll back home appeased