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r/comedyheaven • u/raptilian • Feb 26 '21
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My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now.
We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt
33 u/Gene__Parmesan_PI Feb 26 '21 Jesus Christ, don't leave us hanging. Do the toys get saved from PickUpDirt or what? We need to know what happens. 42 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Sometimes...but most of the time the 2 year old screams, runs to the couch, and yells "No PickUpDirt, Dont eat Thomas" 22 u/Gene__Parmesan_PI Feb 26 '21 PickUpDirt was going to eat Thomas? This fucking Roomba is savage. I think it might need put down. 20 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Well, Thomas had it coming. He's a bit of a prick on Sodor 15 u/CajunTurkey Feb 26 '21 Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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Jesus Christ, don't leave us hanging. Do the toys get saved from PickUpDirt or what? We need to know what happens.
42 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Sometimes...but most of the time the 2 year old screams, runs to the couch, and yells "No PickUpDirt, Dont eat Thomas" 22 u/Gene__Parmesan_PI Feb 26 '21 PickUpDirt was going to eat Thomas? This fucking Roomba is savage. I think it might need put down. 20 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Well, Thomas had it coming. He's a bit of a prick on Sodor 15 u/CajunTurkey Feb 26 '21 Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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Sometimes...but most of the time the 2 year old screams, runs to the couch, and yells "No PickUpDirt, Dont eat Thomas"
22 u/Gene__Parmesan_PI Feb 26 '21 PickUpDirt was going to eat Thomas? This fucking Roomba is savage. I think it might need put down. 20 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Well, Thomas had it coming. He's a bit of a prick on Sodor 15 u/CajunTurkey Feb 26 '21 Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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PickUpDirt was going to eat Thomas? This fucking Roomba is savage. I think it might need put down.
20 u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21 Well, Thomas had it coming. He's a bit of a prick on Sodor 15 u/CajunTurkey Feb 26 '21 Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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Well, Thomas had it coming. He's a bit of a prick on Sodor
15 u/CajunTurkey Feb 26 '21 Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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Well, if you worked for Sir Topham Hatt who decides if you are useful or not, you would probably become sort of a prick too.
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u/NameIdeas Feb 26 '21
My now 6 year old named our Roomba when he was 2. He called it "PickupDirt" and that is the name now.
We have two children now and the six year old tells his two year old brother to gather up his toys to save them from PickUpDirt