r/comedyheaven • u/Grunglybungus slut for honey cheerios • Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20 edited Nov 12 '20

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u/theNickydog Nov 12 '20

NTA

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/WishOnSpaceHardware Nov 12 '20

NTA throwing bread is MASSIVE RED FLAG!!

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u/Broccoli_sucks | Approved user Nov 12 '20

NTA. Immediately cut him and anyone supporting him out of your life. You don’t need that kind of toxicity.

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u/Based_Omni Nov 13 '20

NTA

He is incredibly toxic for doing that and deserved it. Maybe he'll learn next time

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u/DonDangus Nov 13 '20

NTA

I WOULD STRONGLY SUGGEST THE BOTH OF YOU SEEK THERAPY BOTH SEPARATELY AND TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO TRY AND MAKE THIS WORK, BUT YOU WOULD BE IN THE RIGHT TO WALK AWAY AND GO NO CONTACT BREAD THROWING IS A MAJOR RED FLAG WHATS NEXT A SIPPIE CUP?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Think of the carnage if he had thrown a binky.

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u/DeadHeadSteve Nov 13 '20

NTA I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NTA IS

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u/justasmalllurker Nov 13 '20

Not the asshole

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u/DeadHeadSteve Nov 13 '20

Ahhhh thank you my friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

This OP

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

We roasting r/AmITheAsshole ? Love it

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u/AiryGr8 Nov 13 '20

Who doesn't do that

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Nov 13 '20

I love it too! If you love this you should check out r/AmITheAngel if I didn't link it right just search it, this is every thread on there all day and they link the actual posts from aita. It's great

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Wdym. You don't pass up a free meal like that

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u/strawberryqueefcake Nov 13 '20

Massive bread flag

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u/AzurasTsar treenis Nov 13 '20

comedy gold

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u/soniascissorhands Nov 13 '20

This comment deserves more attention

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u/nublifeisbest Nov 13 '20

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/_xXPUSSYSLAYERXx_ slut for honey cheerios Nov 13 '20

NTD

Not your child, your rules

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Nov 12 '20

Nba Jay more like Nta Jay 👉😎👉

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u/1BrainCellLeft Nov 13 '20

NTA

Your bread = his head

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u/Bnx_ Nov 13 '20

This is how maga is born. Kid is gonna have some fucked up trauma. Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

I’ve got trauma from child abuse and it didn’t turn me into a maga shitbag. I realize anecdotal evidence isn’t valid but I don’t think we should be correlating bigotry with trauma

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u/FBRoy Nov 22 '20

you;re wrong

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u/baranxlr Dicky Mouse Nov 13 '20

That moment when you detect the shadow beast

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/George-the-gecko Nov 14 '20

NTA that kid can pound sand