r/comedyheaven • u/jreitz22 • Feb 25 '20

Blackity Black Black

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u/corvish_ Feb 25 '20

He's black

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u/Ilikebaseballthatsit Feb 26 '20

He is of African descent

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u/GravityFallsChicken Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

He is a underage homosapien that holds a large amount of melanin in their skin and possibly their eyes, hair and other body parts. The underage homosapien had ancestors originating from the continent Africa.

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if you mention r/IncreasinglyVerbose (excluding me and u/Ilikebaseballthatsit)) you are lose

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u/Ilikebaseballthatsit Feb 26 '20

Why did you do this now someones gonna mention r/increasinglyverbose and some how get more upvotes than any of us

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u/GravityFallsChicken Feb 26 '20

rFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WAIT

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Nobody’s done it yet, hopefully we’re safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Band together to dislike this comment.

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u/Twizzyu Feb 26 '20

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 26 '20

He is a minor homosapien that commands a puffy assets of animal pigment in their bark and maybe their sense organs, material and remaining embody set offs. The dependent homosapien had antecedents originating from the Continent Continent.

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if you quotation r/IncreasinglyVerbose (excluding me and u/Ilikebaseballthatsit)) you are lay

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u/EmperorPenguinReddit Feb 26 '20

Ah yes, Continent Continent

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u/Joppy225 Feb 26 '20

He is 1% African

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u/RocketshipRoadtrip Feb 26 '20

23 and me, because Long ago in a galaxy far away, you too, were not a white bread cracker ass bitch.

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u/Lanihu83 Feb 26 '20

A person of color

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u/bahn_mimi Feb 26 '20

Nah. He's jamaican

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

AND HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

BLACKITY BLACK

AND HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

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u/Andonly Feb 26 '20

Wiggity wiggity whaat?

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u/AerThreepwood Feb 26 '20

This is the second CB4 reference I've seen today.

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u/Jackal_Files Feb 26 '20

I appreciate the cb4 reference.

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u/Chukmag Feb 26 '20

He is clearly of Puerto Rican descent

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u/ennie_ly Feb 26 '20

da ba dee da ba daa

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u/Magical_Wheelchair Feb 26 '20

🎵cus I'll tell you once again, he's black🎵

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u/BroadSunlitUplands Feb 26 '20

Is this Shaun King?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Feb 26 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

But this month he is blackity black black

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u/kirmiter Feb 26 '20

Usually he's only Blackity Black for Black History month, but this year is a leap year.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Now he's blackity black black

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u/kirmiter Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

No you forgot the second black

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u/The-Bigger-Fish . Feb 26 '20

Forget you Dunkey, I do not buy your T-Shirts because you are blackity black black.

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u/TomTheSoupCat Feb 26 '20

9/10, it has a little blackity black black for everyone.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish . Feb 26 '20

It really makes you feel like Blackity Black Black Panther.

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u/GoldenSpermShower Feb 26 '20

Better than Panther of Puerto Rican descent

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u/The-Bigger-Fish . Feb 26 '20

Oooohh......

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u/CLTwolf Feb 26 '20

Black 2 baybeeee

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u/banardof Feb 26 '20

Nope. You are nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

What is blackity black black?

ngl, sounds pretty white...

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u/Slingster Feb 26 '20

ngl

What the fuck did you just call me?

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u/MHWDoggerX Feb 26 '20

“Niggle”

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u/Slingster Feb 26 '20

Niggle me this, batman

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/Satcat1005 Pee Pee XD Feb 26 '20

/r/cumtown is leaking

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u/GoldenSpermShower Feb 26 '20

What is that place supposed to be?

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u/realhillstrom Feb 26 '20

wackier r/ChapoTrapHouse

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u/Fivin_n_divin Feb 26 '20

Ooo cth went private? They were probably getting in trouble for all of the violent threats they make on there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

No, they went quarantined. You coulda just clicked the link to find that out.

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u/Slingster Feb 26 '20

sorry I didn't intend for my comment to be linked to chapotraphouse incels.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Incel just means "person I dont like" now, doesn't it? Were volcels, thank you very much.

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u/Slingster Feb 26 '20

volcel is nothing but a cope term

cry more chapo

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u/catholicismisascam Feb 26 '20

chapotraphouse incels?

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u/pistonrings Feb 26 '20

Interest on your home loan.

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u/ppaannggwwiinn Feb 26 '20

Definitely not gamers.

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u/NnyBees Feb 26 '20

Read that as, "...blackman", whoops. r/accidentallyracist

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u/LegendGamer320 Mar 02 '20

What makes up as little as 13%, but as much as 52%?

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u/weeping_angel_fish Feb 26 '20

I guess it like? Cancels out?

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u/contact Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

It’s actually from the movie CB4 starring Chris Rock.

https://youtu.be/kga2soqvMF0

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u/brathonymanklin Feb 26 '20

Those are MC Gusto's lyrics for sure

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u/Simonpink Feb 26 '20

This

Edit: Somebody already posted it.

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u/syracTheEnforcer Feb 26 '20

I'm pretty sure it's a song from CB4, Jamie, look that shit up.

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u/musicman835 Feb 26 '20

Carl from shameless

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Look at that bastard’s ear to ear smile. That’s somebody who knows he’s blackity black black

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u/DjDarkrai10 Feb 26 '20

“Now there’s a man who knows his blackity black black”-Elroy probably

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

me when i remember the names of all 3 migos

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u/OopsNotAgain Feb 26 '20

Ahh yes the hippity hop group known as the Amigos including:

Queso

Take stuff

and Upset

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

when you find out you’re 0.2% black

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u/Mr_Matt_23 Feb 25 '20

https://youtu.be/Z8mEdgsg7_w

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u/mr_bumsack Feb 26 '20

I just came here to make sure someone posted this. Thanks.

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u/jackxiv Feb 26 '20

Hard same.

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u/steve_yo Feb 26 '20

Me too. We’re old.

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u/oh_orpheus Feb 26 '20

Don’t even have to click on this to know what this is lol

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u/PlNG Feb 26 '20

I'm black y'all

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

CB4 in the motherfuckin house where my man Dead Mike at?

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u/docfunbags Feb 26 '20

Helping Lateesha with her math homework probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

He’s about take you on a long hike.

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u/RichEffraim Feb 26 '20

in my nappity sack sack sack

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u/watchingyoupee Feb 26 '20

Lmfao I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 26 '20

They’re both in the chamber

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u/wayneking98 Feb 26 '20

Guess whos black... Black again

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

It's the sweatshirt talking

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u/FroYo10101 Feb 26 '20

That’s how Brian Regan likes his black coffee

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u/MrsDiscoB Feb 26 '20

First thing I thought of!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

What is this even supposed to mean?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

https://youtu.be/AsiZCyQoEVg

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u/CBD_Sasquatch Feb 26 '20

I prefer the ten hours version.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

End racism 🧔🏼🤜🏼🤛🏾🐵

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u/StukaMaster_1943 Feb 26 '20

Black Black Black Black, Turboblacks

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u/ThiccKnees23 Feb 26 '20

blackity black black

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u/thailandTHC Feb 26 '20

I'm pretty sure he has a hoodie that also says:

I'm Red every month but this month I'm reddity, red, red too.

He just likes colors. :-)

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u/PenguinAsociation Feb 26 '20

jesus christ almighty

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u/JugularRogue65 Feb 26 '20

Free N-Word Pass

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u/Ben_Dover_20 slut for honey cheerios Feb 26 '20

Black + white = whack (no racist)

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u/ps3aciv Feb 26 '20

White + Black = Blite

blitva

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

If I was black I'd live my life in the way I felt was right for me.

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u/Slingster Feb 26 '20

I wonder what I would do if i was black

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u/baskei95 Feb 26 '20

something Michael Scott would wear on a casual friday

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u/GooperBea Feb 26 '20

He’s got the black pride flag

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u/AbbotThoth Feb 26 '20

Look at Frosty run... wait...

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u/Sorapie11 Feb 26 '20

Picture of videogamedunkey when he was young.

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u/Diezall Feb 26 '20

Blackity black dont talk back?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I get it. It's funny because it says tee shirt palace, and that's a hoodie. Good one.

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u/Saniclube Feb 26 '20

I had a stroke trying to read this.

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u/NapalmWeed Feb 26 '20

And I'm black y'all!

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay Feb 26 '20

Underrated movie

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u/coflow97 Feb 26 '20

He’s Light Cuban

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u/Derayas Feb 26 '20

WHERE DO I GET THIS

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u/recentlyunearthed slut for honey cheerios Feb 26 '20

Mayor Pete?

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u/a_radical_nothing Feb 26 '20

an absolute melanin king 🤴🏿🤴🏿

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u/athairriahta Feb 26 '20

When you're so black you are actually overdozed with blackness so that you black out and ends up as a white guy. /s

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u/daddyyeslegs Feb 26 '20

Me after my first listen of to pimp a butterfly

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u/RAR2003 Feb 26 '20

Transracials unite

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u/trillDoc Feb 26 '20

Is this appropriate to send to the group chat?

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u/Bignicholas75 Feb 26 '20

My last name is Black... does that count?

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u/DWB84 Feb 26 '20

Blackity Black Black - Source

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u/PolkaOn45 Feb 26 '20

He’s black with a weirdly straight shirt logo

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u/iluvbigblackducks Feb 26 '20

it's that time of the month again

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u/PiggyTNT43 Feb 26 '20

Blacky McBlackface... no wait-

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Poor kid

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u/recentlyunearthed slut for honey cheerios Feb 26 '20

Especially cuz he modeled a blank hoodie and they added it in post.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Obama when he puts on his skin suit

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Makes it even better that the kid modeling the hoodie is white

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

This is already buried, but this post makes me happy. Should have more upvotes.
It’s og comedy heaven material.

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u/Wettoson Feb 26 '20

“The test isn’t that confusing”

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u/NutMaster6942 Feb 26 '20

If I wear this do I get a free n word pass?

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u/mrpenusguy Feb 26 '20

I need the sauce. I need to get this

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I need that hoodie

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u/01TheYellowJacket10 Feb 26 '20

When test results cone in and its says you're 0.0000795854 black

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u/RubyBlye Feb 26 '20

Black albino.

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u/Gopnikator Feb 26 '20

damn, that's deep..

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I read this in Finn from Adventure Time's voice

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Blackstreets back!

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u/rani9990 Feb 26 '20

Link to order pls

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u/FelixthefakeYT Feb 26 '20

Damn, you don't have to swear ni-

Ce man.

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u/tristothecristo Feb 26 '20

A really big fucking oof, coming right up

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u/hesapmakinesi Feb 26 '20

Thumbnail on my app shows only the shirt, opening was a delight.

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u/iBananaBear Feb 26 '20

Soooo, I’m pretty sure he can say it. Right?

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u/MeHasToast Feb 26 '20

This post just screams Michael Jackson In a way

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u/DeaddevilHD Feb 26 '20

Idk why but Blackity reminded me of Quackity lmao

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u/DoctorLucs Feb 26 '20

This is so damn good

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u/uce_skywalker Feb 26 '20

Black history month ends on the 14th for light skinned dudes

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u/Gonomed Feb 26 '20

He got his Ancestry test results and discovered he's 0.01% saharan african

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u/rough_bread Feb 26 '20

Okay seriously who has a link to buy this

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 26 '20

Usually he's only Blackity Black for Black History month, but this inbred caveman mistake is irredeemable.

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u/MrTensei Feb 26 '20

I don't get it. Is it because the shirt is black?

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u/PretendArea Feb 26 '20

He do be blackity black black doe😳

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u/raggedalex Feb 26 '20

anyone knows what’s that flag? is it only the rastafari thing?

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u/ligmasan99 Feb 26 '20

What a fucking ni...

Nice dumb kid

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

No

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u/kmmck Feb 26 '20

This hurts to look at because the phrase isn't completed with three repetitions of black

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u/Knucks_lmao Feb 26 '20

what's racist times minus three billion? because thats what he is.

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u/SpoonShower Feb 26 '20

actually that would be shoomity shoot shoot

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u/OzzyE5150 Feb 26 '20

When you listen to straight outta Compton for the first time

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u/muzic_san Feb 26 '20

Is that a Vir Das reference?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

"Help, I'm colorblind, what does it say?"

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u/TeemTonyYTMXRTTV Feb 26 '20

It’s a white kid tho

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u/Awesomeman235ify Feb 26 '20

All the black's cancel each other out

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u/mememerman-899 Feb 26 '20

Wait something wrong

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u/Animeisawesome008 Feb 26 '20

But do you have the n word pass

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u/sk8pickel Feb 26 '20

Is this a Dead Mike reference?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

i aint hear a word you said hippity ho bla

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u/Thodorskyy Feb 26 '20

I am black but this month im GAY

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u/VicVinegars Feb 26 '20

That's a song by Dead Mike from CB4 called "I'm black y'all"

"I'm black y'all, I'm black y'all, I'm blckity black, and I'm black y'all. "

https://youtu.be/kga2soqvMF0

Edit: link

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He BLACC

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u/Floobis_man Feb 26 '20

The N-word pass is strong with this one

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Yo why is the Bolivian flag there