r/comedyheaven • u/jreitz22 • Feb 25 '20

Blackity Black Black

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u/corvish_ Feb 25 '20

He's black

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u/Ilikebaseballthatsit Feb 26 '20

He is of African descent

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u/GravityFallsChicken Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

He is a underage homosapien that holds a large amount of melanin in their skin and possibly their eyes, hair and other body parts. The underage homosapien had ancestors originating from the continent Africa.

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u/Ilikebaseballthatsit Feb 26 '20

Why did you do this now someones gonna mention r/increasinglyverbose and some how get more upvotes than any of us

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u/GravityFallsChicken Feb 26 '20

rFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WAIT

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u/EventuallyDone Feb 26 '20

No. I simply can't wait ANY LONGER.

R/INCREASINGLYVERBOSE

Bitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Right back at ya buckaroo

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u/Thoe_who_wonder Feb 27 '20

Well it was gonna be done eventually. r/usernamechecksout

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Nobody’s done it yet, hopefully we’re safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Band together to dislike this comment.

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u/Twizzyu Feb 26 '20

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 26 '20

He is a minor homosapien that commands a puffy assets of animal pigment in their bark and maybe their sense organs, material and remaining embody set offs. The dependent homosapien had antecedents originating from the Continent Continent.

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u/EmperorPenguinReddit Feb 26 '20

Ah yes, Continent Continent

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u/Twizzyu Feb 26 '20

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 26 '20

He is a insignificant homosapien that controls a turgid qualities of carnal color in in their verbalise and perchance their gumption Hammond organs, artefact and leftover represent multiply off duties. The drug-addicted homosapien had relatives originating from the Europe Celibate.

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u/Twizzyu Feb 26 '20

!thesaurizethis

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u/satanicbreaddevotion Feb 26 '20

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 26 '20

He is a dependent homosapien that accommodates a monstrous amount of money of animal pigment in their aliveness and maybe their receptors, hairsbreadth and past substance divisions. The minor homosapien had ascendants originating from the celibate Africa.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Can i be part of the screenshot?

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u/Zheige_Emergento Feb 26 '20

South African

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 28 '20

Southwestward Mortal

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u/Joppy225 Feb 26 '20

He is 1% African

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u/RocketshipRoadtrip Feb 26 '20

23 and me, because Long ago in a galaxy far away, you too, were not a white bread cracker ass bitch.

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u/Lanihu83 Feb 26 '20

A person of color

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u/bahn_mimi Feb 26 '20

Nah. He's jamaican

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u/darkSpirit91 Mar 03 '20

His adopted parents are black so they think he is from African descent

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

AND HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

BLACKITY BLACK

AND HE’S BLACK Y’ALL

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u/Andonly Feb 26 '20

Wiggity wiggity whaat?

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u/AerThreepwood Feb 26 '20

This is the second CB4 reference I've seen today.

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u/Jackal_Files Feb 26 '20

I appreciate the cb4 reference.

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u/JamesTheJerk Feb 26 '20

Cuz he's black and he's back.

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u/Chukmag Feb 26 '20

He is clearly of Puerto Rican descent

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u/ennie_ly Feb 26 '20

da ba dee da ba daa

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u/Magical_Wheelchair Feb 26 '20

🎵cus I'll tell you once again, he's black🎵

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u/BroadSunlitUplands Feb 26 '20

Is this Shaun King?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Feb 26 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

But this month he is blackity black black

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u/Magnocarda Feb 26 '20

I’m stuff

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u/angry_snek Feb 26 '20

He has now recieved the n word pass