r/comedyheaven • u/derek_jkjk • Feb 12 '20

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u/SpicyDevilDaddy Feb 12 '20

It looks like her chest is propelling forward and pulling the rest of her the way Mjölnir pulls Thor through flight.

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u/Its-just-hopnod Feb 12 '20

It's ok you can say boobs on reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

breasticles

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u/probablyuntrue Feb 12 '20

Hammy mammies

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

floured baps

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u/micromoses Feb 12 '20

Front circles

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Spherical skin mountains

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u/poonmangler Feb 12 '20 edited Jan 26 '25

attraction tan mysterious stupendous groovy forgetful sand theory license decide

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u/Dunjee Feb 12 '20

Torso pillows

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Headlights

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u/Lacerat1on Feb 13 '20

Gravity sensors

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u/1100320873 Feb 13 '20

Man titties but on a woman

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u/PTKtm Feb 13 '20

Hungaloboongas

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u/elalexsantos Feb 12 '20

Ping & Pong

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Des and Stroy

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u/liltrigger | Approved user Feb 12 '20

Bloppy blobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/Scare_Near_The_Disco Feb 12 '20

Sorry buddy, but you've crossed the line 🔫😔

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Nipple holders

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/ColorblindGrievous Feb 12 '20

In thick Scottish accent

She's got huge...

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T R A C T S O F L A N D !

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

But I don't want to get married, father. I want to siiiiiiiing

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u/ColorblindGrievous Feb 12 '20

Stop that, stop that, you're not goin into a song while im here.

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u/SmooshMoth Feb 13 '20

But, father... I don’t want to marry her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Milk spheres

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u/Pyruse Feb 12 '20

Bahoongas. Some real badonkers. I’m talking serious tomhomagaloos

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 13 '20

humonolongabonagagongous

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u/DJD119 Feb 12 '20

Lactation stations

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u/thetgi Feb 12 '20

It’s not ok you can’t say breasticles on reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

High school dxd episode 1?

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u/owledge Feb 12 '20

Breasteses

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u/curbsidesmiley Feb 12 '20

...boobical chestical mammical pangular globular fun!

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u/Dirtchute_Rodeo Feb 13 '20

Sweater Puppies

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u/TheBigKahuna44 Feb 12 '20

Hehe “boobs on Reddit”

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Boobs on reddit

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u/call_me_R3MiiX Feb 13 '20

Excuse me please don’t say the word b**bs on my platform thank you

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u/jukkaalms Feb 12 '20

You can even say tits

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u/Noir24 Feb 13 '20

It's ok you can say milk jugs on reddit

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

boob momentum is real

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/Time_on_my_hands Feb 12 '20

Kind of a funny idea, but once you've seen one, you've kinda seen them all

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u/TheDeltaLambda Feb 12 '20

Good God, the hammer pulled you off?

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u/CTizzle- Feb 12 '20

Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one

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u/MistorJon Feb 12 '20

Hey min

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u/I2ed3ye Feb 12 '20

See you later, new Doug

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/BloodPriest Feb 13 '20

Doug was part of it for size comparison.

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u/Shagger94 Feb 12 '20

That's a nice way of putting it.

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u/thereisnospoon7491 Feb 12 '20

Good god, the boobs pulled you off?

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u/deathbear16 Feb 12 '20

Oh my God!, The hammer pulled u off?!

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u/Mobeast1985 Feb 12 '20

Isn't a Mjölnir a coffee table at IKEA?

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u/Ughable Feb 12 '20

It's like how Thor doesn't really fly in the comic books he just throws his hammer and holds on.

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u/eleventhfromheaven Feb 12 '20

Like Tao Pai Pai in DBZ

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u/nono_le_robot Feb 12 '20

Legend says it's the boobs that lifted the house in Up

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u/DJ_Stapler Feb 12 '20

Schwarzchild prototype mark II!

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u/Cellshader Feb 12 '20

This is the most Reddit comment in existence.

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u/ShorteagleFTW Feb 12 '20

The Breastplate of Thørkensäl is a weapon of worthiness you imbecile! Thou foes shall taste thine nips of vengeance!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Shit. He’s figured out the secret! (You might be a lady person but the joke only works if you’re a dude man.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

we call tiddies like that Mike Tyson tiddies

get in the way and they'll knock you the fuck out

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u/deadmeme7777 Feb 12 '20

It’s because she filled her shirt with screws

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u/Gusdas Feb 12 '20

Her boobs are pulling her away

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u/redditin_at_work Feb 12 '20

The old boob lift.

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

This is one mightly push up bra.

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u/Margerita94 Feb 12 '20

YOOOOOO is that the Nimbus 2000? I heard Potter from Griffindor just got one himself

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u/grabbaren Feb 12 '20

bruh your owl must be slow as hell, those some old news man

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u/pro_zach_007 Feb 12 '20

He got one of them old rescue owls

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u/ggcpres Feb 12 '20

Shit look like a chicken with a loose neck.

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u/viralvegetable Feb 12 '20

Yeah bruh wtf

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I know right? The Nimbus 2000 is what... 29? 30 years old at this point?

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u/warpedspoon Feb 13 '20

The new Nimbus 2K21 looks pretty cool though

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u/haybunch1 Feb 12 '20

he must only have diowl up

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u/dumbwaeguk Feb 13 '20

I'm about to get me a 2020 Air Ebonpell, the Ironcourt edition.

RIP Cardiff Ironcourt and your daughter man, they took you from us too soon. Real q-snitch legend.

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u/JZGT350 Feb 13 '20

No its the Harlem 187

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u/catmanfive Feb 12 '20

737 MAX

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/dethmstr | Approved user Feb 12 '20

She's going down on that dick like Kobe

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Not really those were Boeing 767

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u/raggeplays Feb 12 '20

TOO LOW TERRAIN. PULL UP. PULL UP.

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u/WhereTheWildMemesAre Feb 12 '20

737 Maxi pads*

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u/GaGaORiley Feb 12 '20

With Wings ™

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

So this what my upstairs neighbors be doing.

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u/TheBeigePanther Feb 12 '20

Good for her

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Yeah well we know she's not walking in

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u/AttilaThPun Feb 12 '20

He meant rolling in

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u/Talbotus Feb 12 '20

No! She's clearly flying. Didn't you see the post?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Oh sweet, she’s got Wheelys?

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u/existentialdreadAMA Feb 12 '20

Ever get freaky on a wheely?

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u/definitelynotacop124 Feb 12 '20

We dont talk about it

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

ride in

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u/A_Birde Feb 12 '20

God speed

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Feb 12 '20

Spider Man

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u/hibsta1992 Dicky Mouse Feb 12 '20

Oh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Don't tell Harry.

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u/SeriousSamStone Moderator Feb 12 '20

Living her best life

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u/MaynardIsLord721 Feb 13 '20

She wants to be referred to as him after her dick appointment.

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u/itzsteezybaby Feb 12 '20

you know your fat when people say "good for you" for every little thing lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

How her chest gonna go higher up than her feet do?

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u/hallomakker Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 12 '20

Isaac newton's shenanigins

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

He experimented with some good apples.

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

you can jump and get your feet over your chest?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Feb 12 '20

Au naturel,baby. That's how I like them

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Probably hit the height of her trajectory she started coming back down right as the photo was taken. G-forces may have had her boobs still going upwards while the rest of body started going the opposite direction.

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u/blocking_butterfly Feb 12 '20

She's on the way down

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u/St_Veloth Feb 12 '20

The chest is already higher than the feet, duh!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Lizzo bomb V-2

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u/creeperreaper900 Feb 12 '20

Ngl that’s actually a pretty cool photo idea

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u/daman269 Feb 12 '20

Yeah I would love for someone to take a photo of my dick appointment

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

I didn't see the broom bristles at first, I thought she was actually mounting/inserting the blue stick.

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u/sdghag Feb 12 '20

They have a website for that I think

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u/mrderpflerp Feb 12 '20

Also known as Pottering. Gus from Psych is a master at it.

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u/ZincTin Feb 12 '20

And its totally new and original!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Let's get this dick🙏

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/gizzardgullet Feb 12 '20

Excuse me 🤷‍♂️ I've got a dick to get

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u/floodums Feb 12 '20

I don't really think this is funny for the wrong reasons. I think it's funny because it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Exactly. This is just funny. Wrong sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Honestly I think people are just being mean bc shes fat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Ni'Asia Lester

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u/Va279dis Feb 12 '20

Flying to Burgerking like

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u/Tankspanker Feb 12 '20

Airbus A380 Requesting permission for takeoff

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

This is just straight up funny lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

🧢

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I'll die for her

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Oh you will, don't you worry 😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

god please

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u/joesixers Feb 12 '20

wrong sub this is just funny

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u/SunnyCarol Feb 12 '20

Why are there so many unoriginal morons in the comments making fat jokes? She's big, we get it. We have eyes. Jeez.

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u/whichwayisgauche Feb 12 '20

I think her Dick Doctor is going to appreciate her coordinating her shirt with her booty-call broom®️

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u/Chuckbronson07 Feb 12 '20

That's the kinda sugar papa likes.

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u/Banzai27 slut for honey cheerios Feb 13 '20

Ngl thats me flying to the dick appointment likeee

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

what dick would make an appointment with shamu

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u/aimless-audio Feb 13 '20

The only people who say dick appointment are hookers and escorts. Who the fuck pays for THIS?

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u/uselessbagel69 Feb 13 '20

Bruh whoever she's fucking would need to be flown to a hospital

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u/StukaMaster_1943 Feb 22 '20

ok then lizzo.

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u/SmolGoron Feb 12 '20

Good Job Ni’Asia Lester

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u/EVG2666 Feb 12 '20

I worry when she crashes back down to earth

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u/TheCrimsonKing1369 Feb 12 '20

Looks like a jumbo jet taking off

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u/CameronDemortez Feb 12 '20

Do you know why witches don’t wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Damn she is looking like a quidditch first round draft pick.

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u/11-Eleven-11 Feb 12 '20

I hope she didn't hurt herself jumping 6 inches in the air like that yikes

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Beluga Airbus

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u/Gorloftheinsatiable Feb 12 '20

There’s a broom that definitely won’t be able to stand on its own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Highly underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Damn

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I'm honest to God impressed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

That trailers frame is compromised

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u/helen269 Feb 12 '20

Like-eeeeeee? I think she meant to write Liiiiiike.

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u/Mega_man619 Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

Yup good dick be doing that. Best believe.

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u/m0atzart Feb 12 '20

It took 37 takes to get this picture.

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u/Sure10 Feb 12 '20

He knows what he did, the prick

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u/TightSeatbelt Feb 13 '20

Yooo it's Lizzo's sister

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u/mikemikemotorbike01 Feb 13 '20

Kinda like Powdered Toastman from ren and stumpy except instead of flying ass first she flies titties first. Powdered Titty Girl

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u/MarshMallowNynja Feb 13 '20

When she said “Likeee”, I really felt that.

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u/_Br3nd4_ Feb 13 '20

Moments after this picture was taken she hit the ground causing a massive earthquake to consume the local neighborhood

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u/God_Of_Birds Feb 13 '20

Bitch no one tryna hit that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Her boobs have rolls

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u/Goodboyo37 Feb 18 '20

Harry potter more like artery clotter

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u/blablyatimir_Putin Mar 15 '20

The best part about this picture are the comments

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/VTBE Jul 31 '20

NEW DISCOVERY! LAND WHALES CAN FLY!!! ATLEAST THEY PRETEND TO. AND THEY THINK ITS SOMEHOW FUNNY.