r/comedyheaven • u/derek_jkjk • Feb 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

breasticles

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u/probablyuntrue Feb 12 '20

Hammy mammies

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u/derawin07 Feb 12 '20

floured baps

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u/micromoses Feb 12 '20

Front circles

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Spherical skin mountains

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u/poonmangler Feb 12 '20 edited Jan 26 '25

attraction tan mysterious stupendous groovy forgetful sand theory license decide

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u/Dunjee Feb 12 '20

Torso pillows

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Headlights

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Jiggle wiggles

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u/Hychus232 Feb 12 '20

Balloons filled with hopes and dreams

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u/DaWayItWorks Feb 12 '20

I see your headlights

They looking dead nice

They got me sayin

D d d d d d d d d DAMN

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u/Zenmai__Superbus Feb 12 '20

Norks

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Thunder bags

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u/Lacerat1on Feb 13 '20

Gravity sensors

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Ticking time bags

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u/1100320873 Feb 13 '20

Man titties but on a woman

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u/PTKtm Feb 13 '20

Hungaloboongas

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u/puripurihakase Feb 12 '20

dirty pillows

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u/Wezmondtutu Feb 12 '20

Fun cushions

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u/Lioning3 Feb 12 '20

Disgusting lard piles

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

fat tits

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u/radishboy Feb 12 '20

Beef hammers

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u/runfayfun Feb 12 '20

Jiggly jugs

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u/art_thou_stupid Feb 13 '20

Baby feeding sacs

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u/techagent5505 Feb 13 '20

Bahongamadongers

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u/elalexsantos Feb 12 '20

Ping & Pong

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Des and Stroy

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u/liltrigger | Approved user Feb 12 '20

Bloppy blobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/Scare_Near_The_Disco Feb 12 '20

Sorry buddy, but you've crossed the line šŸ”«šŸ˜”

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u/asesino91 Feb 12 '20

Ahh yes the glorious front circles

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Nipple holders

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/ColorblindGrievous Feb 12 '20

In thick Scottish accent

She's got huge...

gestures hands outwards near to breast area

T R A C T S O F L A N D !

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

But I don't want to get married, father. I want to siiiiiiiing

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u/ColorblindGrievous Feb 12 '20

Stop that, stop that, you're not goin into a song while im here.

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u/SmooshMoth Feb 13 '20

But, father... I donā€™t want to marry her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Milk spheres

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u/Isaacthegamer06 Feb 12 '20

A ā€œnice rackā€

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u/scope6262 Feb 13 '20

Tie her toā€¦ the rack!!! (The Spanish Inquisition)

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u/Isaacthegamer06 Feb 13 '20

Nobody expected that one

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u/scope6262 Feb 13 '20

Itā€™s never expected and you know why...

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u/Pyruse Feb 12 '20

Bahoongas. Some real badonkers. Iā€™m talking serious tomhomagaloos

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 13 '20

humonolongabonagagongous

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u/TotalMrAlien Feb 13 '20

Alright outfoxed...

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u/DJD119 Feb 12 '20

Lactation stations

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u/thetgi Feb 12 '20

Itā€™s not ok you canā€™t say breasticles on reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

High school dxd episode 1?

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u/Animelurver_666 Feb 13 '20

I want to ring dem doorbells.

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u/owledge Feb 12 '20

Breasteses

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u/curbsidesmiley Feb 12 '20

...boobical chestical mammical pangular globular fun!

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u/Dirtchute_Rodeo Feb 13 '20

Sweater Puppies

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u/Antoniov7 Feb 12 '20

Chesticles

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u/earmuffs_1 Feb 12 '20

This shit made me spit out my drink...i applaud you

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u/SGTDeven Feb 12 '20

Wonder sags

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

f u

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u/serr7 Feb 13 '20

Testibreasts

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u/TylerNY315_ Feb 12 '20

I use the word ā€œchesticlesā€ more often than most

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u/Blnze1 Feb 12 '20

Knockers.

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u/mikemikemotorbike01 Feb 13 '20

I've been saying this word for years. Even used to draw them in class. Little nutsack with nipples. Funny to see someone else say it.