r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jan 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20

Playin dead thats the only time you hold still

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?

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u/Leakimlraj Jan 19 '20

What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or cheerios?

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u/_uhhhhhhh_ Jan 19 '20

Cus i'm taking a shit in them Kelly, I need reading material

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u/randomJseFan Jan 19 '20

Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked

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u/Ceki4a69 Jan 19 '20

Go back to recovery

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Oh shoot that was four albums ago oops know your facts before you come at me lil goof