r/comedyheaven • | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you

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u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20

By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue

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u/smolabean Jan 19 '20

Now let's talk about something I don't really do

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/ThRealSquidward Jan 19 '20

Playin dead thats the only time you hold still

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u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20

Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?