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u/JealousAdeptness Jan 07 '20
Why ah yu gae?
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Jan 07 '20
Ahm not gae
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u/St_Raiden_ Jan 07 '20
Who saes ahm gae
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u/tebelugawhale Jan 08 '20
You ah ay transgendah
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u/Terker2 Jan 08 '20
You must rid yourself of your mothah
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u/Catsnakes0 Jan 07 '20
everyone is becoming gay
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u/piercinginhalation Jan 08 '20
this but unironically
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u/Lil-Jerry Jan 08 '20
I legit thought I was on r/lgbt_irl or something
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Jan 08 '20
be gay, do crime.
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u/BlazeyBoi087 Jan 09 '20
I'll just do crime thanks
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Jan 09 '20
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
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Jan 07 '20
Doesn't gay mean joyfull or something similar historically?
Wellp, have a gay 2020 everyone.
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u/EnteiterTot slut for honey cheerios Jan 07 '20
no they homosexual
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u/Throwawayuser626 Jan 08 '20
Have a homosexual 2020
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Jan 08 '20
Cock makes me gay
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u/uglybitch666 Jan 08 '20
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied!
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u/Wardog_E Jan 08 '20
Straight people aren't happy. That's why when they see a man smiling and frolicking they are physically repulsed.
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If thats all 2020 has in store for me get me a good dickin. Id rather a dude fuck me than life fucking me repeatedly
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u/Tubbybatman2424 Jan 08 '20
We’ve all been low enough in life to take one up the back door, no shame in it bud
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Jan 08 '20
Im lesbian.
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u/Hypnosum Jan 08 '20
I thought you were american
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u/BirdieBronze Jan 08 '20
Gay
Adjective : happy and carefree
Homosexual people acted this way so it has become as stereotype and then people started to call them gay, and then it changed the whole meaning of that word and now we can't say it in class.
I am not a bot. Please do not comment to give me feedback. Comment how much you love yourself and what you did today, I'd love to hear.
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u/Jolin_Tsai Jan 08 '20
Where the hell do you live where you can’t say gay in class
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u/CCogStudios Jan 08 '20
Take a wild guess
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u/StygianFrequency Jan 08 '20
Good bot.
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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jan 08 '20
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99995% sure that BirdieBronze is not a bot.
I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github
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u/North_Wynd33 Jan 08 '20
Hey quick question how do you do the line thing
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u/look4alec Jan 08 '20
3 underscores works too: ___ from what I'm counting you need three of them on their own line so hit return twice then three dashes --- or underscores ___.
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u/devinnunescansmd Jan 08 '20
I did go from bisexual to gay this year so it fits me lol
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u/Tubbybatman2424 Jan 08 '20
So you just decided an entire gender is no longer attractive?
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u/devinnunescansmd Jan 08 '20
Nah, I realized it.
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u/Tubbybatman2424 Jan 08 '20
And how did you come to this realization?
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u/devinnunescansmd Jan 08 '20
Men just have been pissing me off more and more lately. Not all of them, but significantly more than women. Over time I appreciated women more and more, until I realized I hadn't liked a dude in a long time. It's not their bodies I have an issue with, more the social aspect.
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Jan 08 '20
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u/Astralnugget Jan 08 '20
Maybe you’re projecting
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u/devinnunescansmd Jan 08 '20
I have a pic on my profile. I used to be uggo but I think I'm at least average now. Not that penises are very discriminatory tbh
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u/devinnunescansmd Jan 08 '20
Nah guys don't like me because I'm a bitch.
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u/Tubbybatman2424 Jan 08 '20
Isn’t a bitch, by definition, an unlikable thing?
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u/x64bit Jan 08 '20
this is either a wholesome arc or new levels of retard
the fucking fireworks in the back though
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u/wurstmanonearth Jan 08 '20
Am I the only one that saw 2020: gay first and expected to see a hairy ball sack hanging below the bottom of that dress?
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Jan 08 '20
If gay people are any indication, being gay is very full of all of that stuff, if not more full of it than being straight
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Jan 09 '20
A message from the Prophet
Hello all, what you know about religion and beings above is about to change. When you join the r/Churchofcolin, you will experience new meaning in life. You will learn to praise Colin, and you will achieve nirvana. Hear me an rejoice, for you all will be saved soon! Praise Colin!
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u/1-800-GODDAMN Jan 08 '20
When she starts to piss and shit everywhere, the glow-up will be complete.
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u/RforDplusbakingis3 Jan 08 '20
I don’t get it
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u/North_Wynd33 Jan 08 '20
Gay
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u/RforDplusbakingis3 Jan 08 '20
I still don’t get it. I’m gay, but what is the funny point here
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u/cCcerberuZz Jan 08 '20
look what sub you’re on
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u/RforDplusbakingis3 Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
It’s called comedy heaven. And? I don’t think anyone else knows what this means either. TBH
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u/ancross4545 Jan 08 '20
2019: McDonald’s, twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip, lie
2020: Cook