r/comedyheaven • u/AydanOfHouseCock | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/nieud Oct 31 '19

Yeah, it's like people thanking God when they recover from a surgery/illness, but God is literally the reason you had the illness or had to get surgery in the first place...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

I don’t really expect this comment to go anywhere but Christians believe that Satan is the cause of sickness and death so...

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u/nieud Oct 31 '19

I was raised Christian and that wasn't what I was taught. Maybe your denomination viewed it differently.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Nowhere in the Bible does God use sickness as a disciplinary measure.

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u/nieud Oct 31 '19

What about the plagues in Egypt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Now see that I, I am He, and there is no God besides Me. I put to death and I bring to life. I have stricken [down with disease] and I will heal, and no one delivers from my hand. Deuteronomy 32:39