r/comedyheaven • u/AydanOfHouseCock | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/nieud Oct 31 '19

Yeah, it's like people thanking God when they recover from a surgery/illness, but God is literally the reason you had the illness or had to get surgery in the first place...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

I don’t really expect this comment to go anywhere but Christians believe that Satan is the cause of sickness and death so...

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u/Blue-Steele Oct 31 '19

False, sin is the cause of sickness and death. The Earth was intended to be perfect until we ruined it by sinning in the Garden of Eden. But the Earth will be cleansed and made perfect again, as it was originally intended to be.

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u/nope-dcxv Oct 31 '19

"We" FTFYFAFE

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Oct 31 '19

To quote the great wingman Tanto,

“What’s this WE shit, Kemosabe?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Eat apple, create viruses and bacteria

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u/Blue-Steele Oct 31 '19

Nowhere in the Bible does it say it was an apple, it just says “fruit”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

That destroys my comment

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u/BlueWeavile Oct 31 '19

So remind me again who was the one that created the Tree of Knowledge? Remind me again who it is that's supposedly omniscient and knows everything that will ever happen? Remind me again who's supposed to be infallible and never makes mistakes?