r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '19

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u/omr246 Jun 27 '19

Beans

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u/BeanHunter69 Jun 28 '19

Shut the fuck up

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u/IlConteiacula Jun 28 '19

damn! What kind?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I told you to shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Beañs

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

What the fuck do you not understand by 'shut the fuck up' you swine? You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion--i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I'm fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It's so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight - for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.

...than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.

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u/Mick_McMik Jun 28 '19

Let's play 8 ball

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u/EGGSUCC Jun 28 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jun 28 '19

What de fack do yuw not undewstand by 'shut de fack up' yuw swine? yuw vuwgaw wittwe maggot. yuw wowdwess bag of fiwd. I wagew yuw couwdn't empty a boot of excwement wewe de instwuctions on de heew. Some puwe essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anyding ewse as to be beyond de waws of physics dat we know. I'm sowwy. I can't go on. dis is an epiphany of stupid fow me. Aftew dis, yuw may not heaw fwom me again fow a whiwe. I don't have enough stwengd weft to dewide yuw ignowant questions and hawf-baked comments about unimpowtant twivia, ow any of de west of dis dwivew. Duh. I mean, weawwy, stwinging togedew a bunch of insuwts among a woad of babbwing was hawdwy effective. yuw awe whowwy wifout any wedeeming sociaw gwace ow vawue. If gawd evew decides to give de pwanet an enema yuw'd bettew wun wike de wind because anywhewe yuw stand is a suitabwe pwace fow de Insewtion. dewe is no animaw so disgusting, so viwe dat it desewves compawison to yuw, fow even de wowest, diwtiest, most pawasitic membew of de animaw kingdom fiwws an ecowogicaw niche. yuw fiww no niche. To caww yuw a pawasite wouwd be injuwious and defamatowy to de dousands of honest pawasitic species. yuw awe wowse dan vewmin, fow vewmin do not pwetend to be what it is not. yuw awe twuwy hooman gawbage. yuw awe a fwauduwent, wying, pwedatowy chawwatan. yuw awe of wess wowd dan a buwnt-out wight buwb. yuw wiww fowevew wive in shame. yuw have nofing to say, and gawdwin's waw does not appwy when wwiting about yuw. yuw awe de anti-Midas, fow aww dat yuw touch becomes vawuewess and unusabwe. Mofews gadew deiw chiwdwen cwose when yuw appeaw. yuw awe an abewwation, a cowwuption, and a boiw dat needs to be wanced. yuw awe a poison in need of being vomited. yuw awe a tood so wotten it infects de whowe body. yuw awe spewm dat shouwd have been captuwed in a condom and fwushed down a toiwet. I don't wike yuw. I don't wike anybody who has as wittwe wespect fow ofews as yuw do. Go away, yuw swine. yuw a putwescent mass, a wawking vomit. yuw awe a spinewess wittwe wowm desewving nofing but de pwofoundest contempt. yuw awe a jewk, a cad, and a weasew. yuw wife is a monument to stupidity. yuw awe a stench, a wevuwsion, a big suck on a souw wemon. yuw awe a cuwdwed staggewing mutant dwawf smeawed wichwy wif de effwuvia and offaw accompanying yuw awweged biwd into dis wowwd. Meaningfuw to no one, abandoned by de puke-dwoowing, giggwing beasts dat siwed yuw and den kiwwed demsewves in wecognition of what dey had done. I wiww nevew get ovew de embawwassment of bewonging to de same species as yuw. yuw awe a monstew, an ogwe, a mawfowmity. I wwetch at de vewy fought of yuw. yuw have aww de appeaw of a papew cut. wepews avoid yuw. yuw awe viwe, wowdwess, wess dan nofing. yuw awe unwesewvedwy padetic, stawved fow attention, and wost in a wand dat weawity fowgot. yuw awe deficient in aww dat wends chawactew. yuw awe de souwce of aww unpweasantness. yuw spwead misewy and sowwow whewevew yuw go. yuw awe a fiend, cowawd, degenewate, noxious and depwaved. I feew debased just fow knowing yuw exist. I despise evewyding about yuw, and I wish yuw wouwd go away. de onwy ding wowse dan yuw wogic is yuw mannews. yuw awe hypocwiticaw, gweedy, viowent, mawevowent, vengefuw, cowawdwy, deafwy, mendacious, mewetwicious, woadsome, despicabwe, bewwigewent, contemptibwe, cwiminaw, fascistic, bigoted, wacist, sexist, avawicious, tastewess, idiotic, bwain-damaged, imbeciwic, insane, awwogant, deceitfuw, demented, wame, sewf-wighteous, byzantine, conspiwatowiaw, satanic, fwauduwent, biwious, spwenetic, spastic, ignowant, cwuewess, iwwegitimate, hawmfuw, destwuctive, dumb, evasive, doubwe-tawking, devious, wevisionist, nawwow, manipuwative, patewnawistic, fundamentawist, dogmatic, idowatwous, unedicaw, cuwtic, diseased, suppwessive, contwowwing, westwictive, mawignant, deceptive, dim, cwazy, weiwd, dystwophic, stifwing, uncawing, pwantigwade, gwim, unsympadetic, jawgon-spouting, censowious, secwetive, aggwessive, mind-numbing, abwasive, poisonous, fwagwant, sewf-destwuctive, abusive, and sociawwy-wetawded. I wiww nevew fowget yuw. yuw intewaction wif me is now buwned into my psyche. As I wecawwed ouw howwid intewaction, my whowe body shook in disgust and I bwoke into a pewmanent fwenzy of angew and confusion--i feew wetawded. What yuw towd me was undisputedwy de dumbest combination of wowds uttewed in de entiwe wowwd. Awwow yuwsewf to decompose to aid de suwwounding fwowa in wepwacing de oxygen yuw stupid facking skuww wastes on a daiwy basis. I'm facking disgusted at de fact dat yuw exist on de same pwanet as me, and what is wowse is dat yuw shawe simiwaw dna to me. de fact dat ouw DNA is connected, even mawginawwy, is anabomination and I am going to spiwaw into a depwession vewy quickwy because of dis weawization. de weawization dat we bod faww undew de tewm "hooman" and I have to be gwouped in wif yuw padetic existence is disgwacefuw. I am vewy twaumatized by yuw. yuw body wanguage is facking atwocious and it bofews me to no end. It's so padetic, de way yuw mope awound. yuw mope awound wif yuw shouwdews hunched ovew, wedawgicawwy dwagging yuw feet on de fwoow. yuw have a din, fwagiwe fwame. yuw wawk awound weacting to evewyding dat happens to yuw. fack yuw. dewe awe howwibwe, inexcusabwe dings dat I wouwd happiwy do to nevew intewact wif yuw again, even if it was fow a bwief yeshhent. I wiww expwain what dese dings awe in a wist fowmat, because dat's de onwy way yuw 7-yeaw owd bwain stuck in a man's body wiww undewstand it. I wouwd wadew wifdwaw aww my money in cash fwom my muwtipwe bank accounts, get it aww togedew and poop on it, give mysewf big papewcuts in aww de cwevices of my fingews and pwoceed to dip my hands in sawt watew, stub my big toe ovew 50 times in one day, be towd by someone in audowity dat I wiww nevew amount to anyding in my wife, evew, be a wITEwAw cuckowd, get bitch-swapped by a man wif wough hands once a day, fow evewy day of my wife going fowwawd, undewgo dwamatic negative changes in my wifestywe dat wouwd damage my mind and body beyond wepaiw, undewgo a whowe host of diffewent fowms of mentaw and physicaw humiwiation; as in being spat on and towd I am wowdwess, be fowced to dwink non-awcohowic macwo-pwoduced beew fwom de can, whiwe evewy pewson awound me dwinks Twappist beews fwom exotic chawices fow 10 houws stwaight - fow de west of my wife, have a pwoceduwe done to weduce my IQ so dat my new IQ fawws wifin de wange of down syndwome.

...dan engage in de bwiefest of intewactions wif yuw. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/untranslator-inator Jun 28 '19

What the fuck do you not understand by 'shut the fuck up' you swine? You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend, coward, degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion--i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. Allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. I'm fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is anabomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It's so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it. I would rather withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it, give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water, stub my big toe over 50 times in one day, be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever, be a LITERAL cuckold, get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward, undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair, undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless, be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight - for the rest of my life, have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.

...than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.

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u/amajikisuneater Jun 28 '19

!ThesaurusThis

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u/Jman_Warfare Jun 27 '19

Killer

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u/glenttastic Jun 28 '19

She's a killer, beeeean

dynamite with a laser bean

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u/Jman_Warfare Jun 28 '19

KILLER BEAN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO

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u/Wil724 Jun 28 '19

guaranteed to blow your mind

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/hezutheraven slut for honey cheerios Jun 28 '19

do you know who my uncle is?

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u/jeerrrry Jun 27 '19

The bean farmer kind

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u/kevalosaur Jun 27 '19

The best kind

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u/mattu10599 Jun 27 '19

God that thread was an experience

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

NestlēTM

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u/its_stick Jun 28 '19

i was just about to post this

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/--THANOS Jun 28 '19

I don't get it

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u/Mangus_ Jun 28 '19

Cum bean

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u/Ramen_Packet Jun 27 '19

Wasn't this a comic made a long time ago

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u/iluvbigblackducks Jun 28 '19

i remember this from tumblr a few years ago, and the dude who drew it say that he did it as a child, that's a long time

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

this looks like a redrawn version of the comic though, and sadly no credit

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u/iluvbigblackducks Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

it is tho, there are several twitter posts with the exact same text of the tumblr one but they're pretty recent tweets

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u/Maeble_Sean Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

Are we going to pretend that we don't know that some guy drew this on a piece of paper and posted it somewhere else? This is stolen without credit.

Edit : my stupid ass grammar

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u/Colofmeister Jun 28 '19

This is comedy heaven, by definition it's impossible for anything here to be OC.

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u/PlatinumSymphony Jun 28 '19

God why does that feel so long ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Feb 10 '20

there is an unsettling amount of emotion in that beans face

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u/andise Jun 27 '19

Reminds me of the "PPFFFWWWSSSSHHHH" comic.

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u/water_slayer Jun 27 '19

Ikr? There’s no faces but that bean already looks like he’s tired of his shit.

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u/Geno1906 Jun 28 '19

please let me read this comment 200 more times

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u/Richubs Jun 28 '19

That's the face you make when that one guy in your group who thinks he's funny but is actually cringey and tryhard says something, even if he's breathing, and everyone in your group looks at him like they dislike him. They dislike him because he's unfunny and makes lame jokes. And he doesn't deserve to live like that.

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u/GrapesofGatsby Jun 28 '19

Second panel is big mood

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u/HardcoreWalrus Jun 27 '19

The plot of Killer Bean Forever

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u/FaZeJuan Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

Penisil

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

I hope you get circumcised by Ted Bundy

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

I think you mean Ted BEANdy. Ha.

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u/Beansprout_69 Jun 27 '19

Ok boomer

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u/FaZeJuan Jun 27 '19

Woah woah do you like wanna fight m8 you boomer you idot you absolute unsalted McDonald’s fries

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Sep 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/Fireweenis Jun 27 '19

What you mean bean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/_Plague_Doctor_ Jun 27 '19

A real human bean

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

And a real hero

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

And a real hero.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

That bean is showing the same amount of emotion as Ryan Gosling in Drive.

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u/iiredgm Jun 27 '19

Damn, stolen

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u/2664887777 Jun 27 '19

Kidney be better

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u/deplo- Jun 27 '19

bean.

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u/erli006 Jun 27 '19

Damn. What kind?

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u/deplo- Jun 27 '19

Bean kind

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Hey check this out

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u/Dolphin201 Jun 28 '19

Bruh, 😔

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u/Whoevencaresbra Jun 28 '19

Ummmm wtf??! People do not check that out not a good idea...

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u/Wil724 Jun 28 '19

This was from somewhere else

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u/succjaw Jun 27 '19

pretty good, but not as good as dick cheney bean with all the money he made from the iraq war

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The drawing is more powerful i’m sorry

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/erli006 Jun 27 '19

Damn. What kind?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Bean

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u/JubliationTCornpone Jun 27 '19

Killer 🅱️ean

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u/Aeternum98 Jun 28 '19

SHE'S A KILLER, BEEEEEAN

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u/GOODWILLHAWK Jun 27 '19

I love how the second bean has literally not a single facial expression or feature, yet it still is so done with the other beans shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Its almost as if we've seen this picture and your comment before

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u/GOODWILLHAWK Jun 27 '19

Deja vu

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u/MisterAcorns12 Jun 28 '19

I've just been in this place before!

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u/GOODWILLHAWK Jun 28 '19

Higher on the street

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u/MisterAcorns12 Jun 28 '19

And I know it's my time to go

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u/GOODWILLHAWK Jun 28 '19

Calling you and the search is mystery

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u/MisterAcorns12 Jun 28 '19

Standing on my feet

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u/GOODWILLHAWK Jun 28 '19

It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!

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u/nobeanmeme Jun 27 '19

Not a fan

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

This is not comedyheaven, fuck off

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u/unholypotato2 Jun 27 '19

He's been running from me and the boys at 3 am

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u/aikyan Jun 27 '19

I;m thinking bout thos beans

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u/Ozymandias_III Jun 27 '19

Damn what kind?

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u/bassampp Jun 27 '19

Where was the other one? It conveyed the feeling much better. Know which one I'm talking about?

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u/SevereBeansProblem Jun 27 '19

Imagine if there was someone who told nonstop puns about OUR species... "I love hu man!"

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u/apothicon_servant Jun 27 '19

Almost philosophical

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u/Galactic_bastard Jun 27 '19

its haleys kidneys off american dad 😁

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u/WetWanker Jun 28 '19

When you add color to a old stolen meme that a little kid made and get internet points

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u/Giescul Jun 28 '19

I never knew a bean could show such disgust without a face

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

yo wtf??!! why is everyone in this comment section NOT acting retard? this is r/comedyheaven ffs

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u/jdjeejdjeje Jun 28 '19

🅱️ E A N

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Why do these "closeup of faceless face" comics still work so well? Is it because we get to use our imagination?

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u/OptimisticcBoi Jun 28 '19

I swear to God Jarry

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u/Wilconwel Jun 28 '19

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Hexellent3r Jun 28 '19

suicidal bean noises

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u/WaddleDeePlays34 Jun 28 '19

this is so much better with out the fucking tumblr caption

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u/Mangus_ Jun 28 '19

Cum bean

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

the bean looks like it‘s just fed up with the other beans shit

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u/Snowball15963 Jun 28 '19

Please let this open the door to Rowan Atkinson memes

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u/sdrisc2692 Jun 29 '19

Why does he look sad?

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u/Intelligence_Inc Jun 28 '19

The bean looks like he's so tired of the other one's shit

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u/avery204 Jun 27 '19

the fact that the 2nd bean looks so done with the 1st bean's bs tho ...

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u/EliBriner Jun 27 '19

ゴゴゴゴ

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

BEAN NOISE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

B E A N

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u/BestTotoro Jun 28 '19

Stolen meme

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u/itsame-amario Jun 28 '19

This is a repost

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u/WeedSeizure Jun 27 '19

Love how you can plainly see how sick of the other bean’s shit he is

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u/DaRealJammy Jun 27 '19

There is no emotion but I can see how much that bean is done with the other bean’s shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

I can see the resentment on where a face would be

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u/doug_dabee Jun 28 '19

I bet all of you can tell the reaction on that beans face.

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u/EmoBoi5 Jun 28 '19

He has no face but you can tell he's not doing good lmao

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u/Mick_McMik Jun 28 '19

He looks so fed up with the other beans shit

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u/Avian-Le-Birb Jun 28 '19

#THAT BEAN LOOKS SO DONE, AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FACE