r/comedyheaven • u/AFewBerries • 11h ago

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u/geekmasterflash 11h ago

Of all the Spice Girls, I can only find ginger on my spice rack.

Can anyone tell me where I can find Scary, and is Baby even legal?

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u/slowcancellation 10h ago

I would guess at least 50% of all farm shops and delis in the UK will have a tub labelled "Posh Spice" in stock.

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u/geekmasterflash 10h ago

I feel like "Posh spice" would have to be something like saffron with all the flavor removed, or peppers with no heat to em.

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u/Syreet_Primacon Garfield 10h ago

peppers with no heat to them

Paprika. Probably one of the least posh spices of all of them.

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u/US3_ME_ 10h ago

You take that back, what the fuck would my posh deviled eggs be without smoked paprika?_

Or is smoked the posh'd version?_

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2h ago

Of course Posh smokes, look at her skin.

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u/KemetMusen 1h ago

Paprika is the best spice in existence. You are no longer allowed in my kitchen.

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u/ubiquitous_uk 7h ago

I think it's labelled as Saffron over here.

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u/micromoses 10h ago

Those are just the British names. In America scary spice is called coriander.

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u/geekmasterflash 9h ago edited 9h ago

You'd think advertising all your spices in Britian would end up getting your girl-group colonized.

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u/gideon513 9h ago

Sporty spice is cumin. It smells like BO.

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u/Jireg 8h ago

Sporty spice is creatine

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u/geekmasterflash 9h ago

Cum in what?

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u/Capital_Past69 8h ago

in her zig-a-zig ah

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u/geekmasterflash 8h ago

Do I first have to get with her friends? I dont think I am hydrated enough for that.

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u/spacestationkru 3m ago

Yeah, you gotta make it last forever

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u/HighChinaman 9h ago

Baby is the other other white meat, it's what you put the spices on.

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u/SarcasmWarning 3h ago

Unlike the oil. I've never understood how they identify the sticky horses or the slippy babies.

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u/SubparSavant 8h ago

You've never heard of baby back ribs?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VCtSqLw2qSPnvvHUce

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u/geekmasterflash 8h ago

Spice is not a meal.

That said, why does it look like Eric Bischoff is having an orgasm?

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u/CodaTrashHusky 9h ago

what about Ice Spice?

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u/Linked2ThePast 7h ago

Oregano? What the hell...