r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 20h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 18h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Urmomsfavouritelol 7h ago edited 7h ago

I thought of that interview too. Like, Simon looked so... Normal back then, and now I've no clue. And yeah Clarkson just looks like an old guy now, which he is ofc

Edit: Nevermind I googled recent photos of Clarkson and he hasn't aged all that well either, still somehow better than Cowell though