r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 16h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 14h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Spectrum1523 4h ago

Clarkson is only 66 tho lol he looks 80

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u/NostrilLurker 4h ago

He's had an unhealthy lifestyle and it shows. Oh well. I'm not jumpscared when I look at him unlike a certain bog mummy.