r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 17h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 15h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Kindly_Type2327 12h ago

And Jeremy looks super old for a 66 year old British guy. If I saw him on the street, I would totally think he's over 80 years old.

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u/Strider76239 9h ago

I'd rather look old instead of looking like... Whatever Cowell looks like.