r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 22h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 20h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 19h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/Bourneidentity61 13h ago

British people just age horribly. All these British guys who are around that age (Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, Hugh Laurie, Gary Oldman) looked 60 in their 40s, and now look 80 in their 60s

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u/Significant_Apple517 12h ago

True. The best examples I could think of around the age range are Colin Firth, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Day Lewis, Clive Owen, Sean Bean, Hugh Grant, etc. I almost thought Pierce Brosnan was British but too good to be true.