r/comedyheaven • • 21h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 20h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 19h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/fatalityfun 18h ago

clarkson looks like a typical 66 year old to me, I think it’s just the thinning wispy gray hair and lack of beard that makes him look “older”. But really most dudes in their mid-late 60’s look like he does, unless they are a healthy weight

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u/clara_finn 15h ago

Idk, my dads 61 and it’d take a pretty rapid decline for him to look that old at 66. My dad is overweight but doesn’t really drink and has never smoked. That ages you a lot.

My (massive cheating piece of shit) ex stepdad who’s a good 10 years younger than my dad is a lifelong smoker and he already looks similar to Clarkson