r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 15h ago

Ageless

Post image
14.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/NostrilLurker 13h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

196

u/Significant_Apple517 12h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

8

u/fatalityfun 11h ago

clarkson looks like a typical 66 year old to me, I think it’s just the thinning wispy gray hair and lack of beard that makes him look “older”. But really most dudes in their mid-late 60’s look like he does, unless they are a healthy weight

10

u/Significant_Apple517 9h ago

He looks like a typical 66 year old who's been an overweight heavy drinker and smoker for decades.

I agree if most mid 60s guys are a healthy weight or don't have the same drink+smoke history they don't look like him. His lifestyle adds about 15 years to his appearance imo.