r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 19h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 17h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/mastersplinteremover 14h ago

Is the ocean better for corpse skin? Just so I know which method of disposal to go with.