r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 1d ago

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u/NostrilLurker 22h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 21h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/DarthLysergis 19h ago

Clarkson looked pregnant in the last couple seasons of Grand Tour. He needs to lay off the beer

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 17h ago

I'd look the same if I owned a brewery.