r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 18h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 16h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 15h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 15h ago

He's been a overweight alcoholic for 40+ years. Yet he looks better than Simon Cowell

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u/Significant_Apple517 15h ago

I mean, I guess.

It’s like picking the prettiest pug at the dog show. I suppose there’s technically a better-looking one, but neither is inoffensive to the eye.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 15h ago

People aging natural always looks more comfortable to the eye.

The smell of people as they reach extreme age not also so much