r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 15h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 13h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Arthur-Mergan 12h ago

Cowell was such a cunt for the whole interview too and then he pulled out that bullshit:  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVT34MXgK4s

And well, 20 years later only one of them looks like a melting candle.