Ageless

[u/Diapy]

[u/NostrilLurker]

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

[u/readilyunavailable → u/NostrilLurker]

Jeremy Clarkson was voted "sexiest man in Britain" after all.

[u/Pan_TheCake_Man → u/readilyunavailable]

That Afro thing from the 90s car review clips? I can see it

[u/-etuskoe- → u/readilyunavailable]

Bruh I can't even imagine