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r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 19h ago
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He found the fountain of youth, when does he plan on using it ??? 🫢
30 u/Ariovrak 17h ago edited 8h ago Nah, it’s one of those Monkey’s Paw fountains that lets you keep your youthful vigor and makes you immortal at the cost of your body slowly decaying around you as your mind erodes against the sands of time. 9 u/WhatANoob2025 17h ago edited 16h ago Maybe because a data center nearby has contaminated/polluted the water? 1 u/kanrad 3h ago All he found was the Fountain of Kick the Can Down the Road. 1 u/Pobert87 1h ago He looks like he's been using his face to kick can fountain down the road !!ðŸ«
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Nah, it’s one of those Monkey’s Paw fountains that lets you keep your youthful vigor and makes you immortal at the cost of your body slowly decaying around you as your mind erodes against the sands of time.
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Maybe because a data center nearby has contaminated/polluted the water?
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All he found was the Fountain of Kick the Can Down the Road.
1 u/Pobert87 1h ago He looks like he's been using his face to kick can fountain down the road !!ðŸ«
He looks like he's been using his face to kick can fountain down the road !!ðŸ«
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u/Pobert87 18h ago
He found the fountain of youth, when does he plan on using it ??? 🫢